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Fly2HMO
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Friday's Stupid Thread: Post Your Last Txt Message

Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:31 am

Some I'm about to die from boredom at work as thunderstorms rolled in and nobody is flying so I have no planes to dispatch.

Anyways, title is self explanatory. Rules: Must be verbatim; sender need not be identified; if not in english post the original txt and a translation.

At any rate, this was the last text message I got:

"so when u comin over?"

From my anxious girl-toy   


Hopefully this could turn into an interesting/funny thread.

[Edited 2009-07-03 17:32:06]
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:37 am



Quoting FLY2HMO (Thread starter):
anxious girl-toy

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Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:49 am



Quoting Phoenix9 (Reply 1):
Phoenix9

HA!!! I saw that coming.

She's far from the cutest girl I've been with, but her oro-linguistic skills far surpass all the others before her Big grin

And where's your text, slacker?  grumpy   Wink
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:51 am

"I'm coming!"

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:52 am



Quoting Ual747 (Reply 3):
"I'm coming!"

that's what she said Big grin  duck 
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:54 am



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 2):
And where's your text, slacker?

Oh right! The text  Big grin

Last one I got was from my buddy after I sent him a birthday msg: Thanks man! I feel old

Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 2):
but her oro-linguistic skills far surpass all the others before her

 bigthumbsup   bigthumbsup   whistleblower 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:54 am

"Everything"

The response given after asking why someone was so thankful.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:18 am

"Oh, you're very welcome!"


And no, I'm not going to explain it.  Big grin
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:26 am

"Not raining at the moment"


Lets hope it stays that way... stupid rain.
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:27 am

Hey

I hate one word messages  Sad
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:54 am

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:18 am

"WoRd Up"

From my brother confirming debauchery tomorrow.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:33 am

Figure this out. PS. I'm gonna change a profanity to a lesser word.
"It will be funner than iCarly, I'm freakin bored..."
LOL.

Quoting StarAlliance38 (Reply 9):
I hate one word messages Sad

Arent they just depressing.  frown  Ha.
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:37 am

"Sperm build up is not good, deploy a missile" was the last one received

"Enjoy! Will see you through the weekend sometime" was the last one sent.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:42 am



Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 13):
"Sperm build up is not good, deploy a missile" was the last one received

HA! Who the hell told you that?  Big grin
Whoever said you can do anything you set your mind to has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!!!
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:46 am



Quoting AustinAirport (Reply 14):
HA! Who the hell told you that?

A friend. My wife is out of town at the moment.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:49 am

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:25 am

"Hi its jake u can add my number now! Call ryan rycrap all the time and call ian: eebreth"

 bouncy 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:43 am

Hi, I miss u alot. Just wanted u 2 know that before the booze kicks in - just so you'd know it's legit.
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:03 am

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:05 am

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 5:16 am

"east matunuck @ 1...see u then"
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:26 am

"Hi-fi bar. What're you doin?"

My friend is going to see a band tonight and I asked her what the venue was.
Coolier than thou.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:37 am

"We are on our way NOW"
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:02 am

From my wife at work: “yep.i am having a very productive day.u ok?”

She’s great: works full-time and still top of her class at university.
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:09 am

From my mate in Belfast :

'' Hi Phil,shopping in F'side. Will fone u when I get back at 4pm. B x ''
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:23 am

Last Incoming message

Network Message after a missed call from my mum.
"0424XXXXXX Called. No VoiceMail message was left. For more information on this feature, free call 147 from your mobile phone"

Last non network Incoming message

From a friend
"Hey randomly messaging you to fit in at this party"
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:32 am

Last incoming message:

”Nenniru ad hringja thegar thu getur?”

Last outgoing message:

”Nei!”

 biggrin 
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:58 am

Last incoming: "Must be the heat! I'm havin a lovely day. House to myself, doing the houseworkto M J tunes and might have a voddy and coke in a bit, after 12 maybe!".

Last outgoing: "Sounds like fun...enjoy!!!".
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:20 pm

" O2: Thank you for your payment of £72.42 which was successfully taken. Your reference number for this transaction is *******************"

Fun fun fun
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:49 pm

Last text recieved - 'That text was incoherant, try it again'

Last text written - 'Happy Birthday you gorgeous creature, love you long time'

 Big grin
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 1:52 pm

I don't get text messages Big grin

No, seriously, the last one I received just was "Danke". (Thanks in German).

Boring, eh?

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:07 pm



Quoting WILCO737 (Reply 31):
I don't get text messages Big grin

I guess in your case we can consider ACARS just like texting  Wink
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:08 pm



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 32):
I guess in your case we can consider ACARS just like texting  

The last ACARS message is even longer ago. Did my last flight about 4 weeks ago Big grin And the only ACARS I received: "Thanks for the message, happy landing". And the landing was happy, done by the Captain Big grin

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Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:13 pm

Last incoming was 'Was your mum ok?' From my best friend My last outgoing text was replying to that message: 'Yeah, told her we were sacked cos we didn't know the systems. What they don't know won't hurt them, lol'
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:13 pm

Last received from friend (or ex-girlfriend actually, to be entirely truthful) :

"On è o rang s a droit enregardant la scéne, wo bist du?"

=

"We're at row s on the right looking at the stage, where are you?"

Looking for each other at a theatre performance we were both at last night.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:43 pm

The cell phone company wanted to verify that I wanted text messaging blocked on my plan...so they sent me a text message (free of charge, as the response which they requested would be too) asking that I confirm. This was 2 years ago (maybe more) but I remember typing in:

"Yes, pls cx txt msg. Thx!"

And I havent given or received a text message since, nor have I gotten charged for a text message plan!  Big grin

~H81
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:00 pm

This was today's first text message:

"I just dropped a big happy birthday turd off and its swimming it's way to you now"  rotfl 

Yes, I'm an independence baby, all those fireworks are just for me, because I'm just awesome like that  snooty   sly   cool 
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:04 pm

last one received: "haha, I escaped"
last one sent: "without killing anyone? How disappointing!

I suppose I should clarify that...


:p
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:06 pm



Quoting FLY2HMO (Reply 37):

Happy Birthday dude! Have a great one!


Today's last message was: That was very sweet of you  mischievous 
Life only makes sense when you look at it backwards.
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:07 pm

Last sent: "im so bored. Cant wait to see you. Love you" (To my girlfriend-im at a course so bored)

Last Received: "Love you, we all do" (My bloody mum! She is being extra specially nice as i am staring redundancy in the face!!)

Now if i had posted on here about 2 hours ago, my last received would have been extremely eye raising - my girlfriend is also at home and waiting  couple 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:40 pm

(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse

just got this from one of my friends Big grin
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 8:03 pm

Mine was a sent message...
"Oh hell, those (my car keys) where a given... 5 minutes and she even had my sopine in her purse...
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 9:33 pm

Just got a txt less than a minute go.
"I neva no wat to say to u when ya say all those nice things to me baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

an since i got that txt got another one just sayin "well how you"
COYBIB
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:04 pm



Quoting EICVD (Reply 43):
Just got a txt less than a minute go.
"I neva no wat to say to u when ya say all those nice things to me baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

Those free webtexts are great for texting yourself  Big grin  duck 
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:17 pm



Quoting OA260 (Reply 44):
Those free webtexts are great for texting yourself

Oh the cheek  Angry lol
Who said it was a free webtext anyway, maybe I just txt myself the normal way  Wink
COYBIB
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:26 pm



Quoting EICVD (Reply 45):
Who said it was a free webtext anyway, maybe I just txt myself the normal way

LOL... I know I was being too harsh. Maybe I was judging you by my own stinginess lol... It could be worse, you could be sending MMS to yourself  Big grin  Wink
 
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Sat Jul 04, 2009 10:49 pm



Quoting OA260 (Reply 46):
LOL... I know I was being too harsh. Maybe I was judging you by my own stinginess lol... It could be worse, you could be sending MMS to yourself

Now why would I do that when Ive got no shortage of women to send me one  biggrin   wink 
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Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:56 am

Just got this: "I heard Siobhan got kicked out of Yates tonight...HA!"

What I sent back: "How did you find out so quickly?! Yeah she did but don't tell her I told you LOL"
 
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Sun Jul 05, 2009 4:07 am

"A hotel party would be sick :P" -received

"No, its ok. I do the same" sent
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