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Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:07 am

This is too freaking funny. Talk about stretching out your 15 minutes for all it's worth and then some.

http://news.aol.com/article/father-o...rah-palins-grandson-to-pose/708552
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:07 am

I'll buy that copy. He ain't got brains, but he sure is pretty to look at.

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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:22 am

Why are you lower-48'ers enabling this kid?

I am disturbed enough by the pistachio add.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:11 am

Holy crap.

I just this minute saw an ad on TV for pistachios with him in it. "Now, Levi Johnston does it with protection."

Gotta love capitalism I guess...but come on dumbass, have at least a little class and respect for your kid and its mother.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:11 am



Quoting L-188 (Reply 2):
Why are you lower-48'ers enabling this kid?

Are you saying Alaskans don't read Playgirl?

Somehow I doubt that, given the long, cold winters.

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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:16 am

Are you saying Alaskans don't read Playgirl?

Somehow I doubt that, given the long, cold winters.

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Dude, there just aren't that many Liza Minelli fans up here if you get my drift.

Quoting JBirdAV8r (Reply 3):
I just this minute saw an ad on TV for pistachios with him in it. "Now, Levi Johnston does it with protection."

What is worse Tank Johnson is the guy doing the protecting. I am not sure exactly how to describe him. Levi's Talent agent is a criminal attorney named Rex Butlet.

For some reason I think they are going to screw the hell out of this kid, and to be honest I don't care as long as he makes his child support payments.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:26 am



Quoting L-188 (Reply 5):
Levi's Talent agent is a criminal attorney named Rex Butlet.

Are you all up in arms because you don't have a talent agent?
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:01 pm

I think Mr. Johnston may have failed to realize that the title of the magazine inaccurately describes its target audience, so to speak...
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:31 pm



Quoting Mir (Reply 4):
Are you saying Alaskans don't read Playgirl?

Somehow I doubt that, given the long, cold winters.

Maybe it's because there aren't any girls in Alaska to begin with.  duck 
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 7:54 pm



Quoting Yellowstone (Reply 7):
I think Mr. Johnston may have failed to realize that the title of the magazine inaccurately describes its target audience, so to speak...

I believe that he WAS approached by a magazine of his target audience, but obviously declined. I'm sure Playgirl pays better, but then again, you never know.

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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:12 pm

Ohhhhhhhh

Hes a prat, but good looking  Smile
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:41 pm

I heard this, too, and all I could think about was the issue of Playgirl in the early 1990s that had Marky Mark in it. What a let down! But, this kid does nothing for me, so I can skip it. Knowing the people I know, I will get copies of it in my inbox anyway.....
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:00 pm

Hope they have a fluff girl at the shoot for him.  biggrin 
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:02 pm

Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 12):
Hope they have a fluff girl at the shoot for him. biggrin

You want to see him aroused?

I would have never imagined it. Welcome to the club sister!

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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:48 pm



Quoting OA412 (Thread starter):
This is too freaking funny. Talk about stretching out your 15 minutes for all it's worth and then some.


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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:50 pm



Quoting Mt99 (Reply 13):
You want to see him aroused?

I would have never imagined it. Welcome to the club sister!

Actually I meant so he didn't look small when all the girls buy the issue to see his manhood. I really have no desire to see him naked. In fact I am watching "Bedazzled" right now and thankfully Elizabeth Hurley has reminded me how much I like women. WOW!
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:17 pm



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 15):

Actually I meant so he didn't look small when all the girls buy the issue to see his manhood.

Girls actually buy Playgirl?  eyepopping 
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:20 pm



Quoting L-188 (Reply 2):
Why are you lower-48'ers enabling this kid?

I don't think it is as much enabling him as making Sarah Palin look like an ass

Quoting JBirdAV8r (Reply 3):
I just this minute saw an ad on TV for pistachios with him in it. "Now, Levi Johnston does it with protection."

Gotta love capitalism I guess...but come on dumbass, have at least a little class and respect for your kid and its mother.

That is an awesome Commerical

Quoting UAL747 (Reply 9):

I believe that he WAS approached by a magazine of his target audience, but obviously declined. I'm sure Playgirl pays better, but then again, you never know.

The article says that he will do it

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 14):

This is off topic but I noticed your Mad As Hell Doctors signature and love it
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:43 pm



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 15):
Actually I meant so he didn't look small when all the girls buy the issue to see his manhood. I really have no desire to see him naked. In fact I am watching "Bedazzled" right now and thankfully Elizabeth Hurley has reminded me how much I like women. WOW!

If that wasn't the biggest:

Cough Cough, scratch nutz.....

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....statement I dunno what would be.


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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:08 am



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 15):
Actually I meant so he didn't look small when all the girls buy the issue to see his manhood. I really have no desire to see him naked. In fact I am watching "Bedazzled" right now and thankfully Elizabeth Hurley has reminded me how much I like women. WOW!

Why would u be concernded about the size and state of another man schlong?
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:13 am



Quoting UAL747 (Reply 18):
If that wasn't the biggest:

Cough Cough, scratch nutz.....

"How about them Yankees...."

....statement I dunno what would be

You wish  biggrin 

Quoting Mt99 (Reply 19):
Why would u be concernded about the size and state of another man schlong?

LOL, man you need to get out of the house buddy.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:20 am



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 20):
LOL, man you need to get out of the house buddy.

this said by someone wathching a bad movie from 2000. Brendan Frazer is cute huh? how big u think he is?
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:30 am



Quoting Mt99 (Reply 21):
this said by someone wathching a bad movie from 2000. Brendan Frazer is cute huh? how big u think he is?

Not to mention the name of the movie is, "Bedazzled."

Now where did I put my bedazzler? You know, I'm heading to NYC next week. Gotta whip up something flashy!

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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:14 am



Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 15):
In fact I am watching "Bedazzled" right now and thankfully Elizabeth Hurley has reminded me how much I like women. WOW!

Id give my left nut for Liz Hurley  drool 
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Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:38 am



Quoting Mt99 (Reply 21):
this said by someone wathching a bad movie from 2000. Brendan Frazer is cute huh? how big u think he is?

No way that movie was funny as hell!

Quoting Cadet57 (Reply 23):
Id give my left nut for Liz Hurley

Not sure I would do that but when she was wearing that leather outfit I would give her something.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:35 am

I ask the question, has life in the US become so inane that this is newsworthy. this is when I fear for our society.  Sad
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:01 am

He's not that much to look at. Unless he's got something really special under those pants...moving right along... He just wants some money, which is fine.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:08 am



Quoting N104UA (Reply 17):

This is off topic but I noticed your Mad As Hell Doctors signature and love it

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Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 15):

Actually I meant so he didn't look small when all the girls buy the issue to see his manhood.

NIKV, take it from a gay guy. When you're gay you very quickly get a sampling of the population of manhoods out there and you quickly figure out where you fit into the scale. Never make a comment about another man's endowment unless you've seen it yourself. You may find yourself subject to a very big surprise.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:10 am



Quoting AznMadSci (Reply 16):
Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 15):

Actually I meant so he didn't look small when all the girls buy the issue to see his manhood.

Girls actually buy Playgirl?

My question...did anybody tell Levi.

Poor kid, named after a pair of chinese made jeans.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 4:44 pm



Quoting DocLightning (Reply 14):
Are we complaining? I'm not.

I am. Not just because he is a pasty white guy from the frozen north but he actually is built like my last BF. Matthew (my ex) is kinda pudgy and *ahem* small. I don't know if this guy is, but I can just imagine.

BTW, I have not seen Playgirl for a while, but if I remember, the men don't give a "full salute" so to speak.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 5:23 pm

You guys still buy magazines? Jeez, join the 21st century.  Wink
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:01 pm

Playgirl is an online only magazine and the "in"famous Daniel Nardicio of NYC nightlight fame its impresario.
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:37 pm

In much more important news. It appears that Marge Simpson will grace the cover of Playboy in November.

http://www.kansascity.com/stargazing/story/1497551.html


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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:42 am

What the hell, his would-have-been-mother-in-law went skimpy in a beauty contest.
 
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:35 am



Quoting Ken777 (Reply 33):
his would-have-been-mother-in-law went skimpy in a beauty contest.

I hardly call a padded one-piece swimsuit during that time "skimpy"!
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RE: Levi Johnston To Pose For Playgirl

Mon Oct 12, 2009 10:08 am

I personally think his 15 minutes of fame should be over. In my personal opinion there is no reason why this kid should be posing for Playgirl, maybe it's just because the guy is not my type. I hope he starts hitting the gym, tanning and toning his body before he gets naked in front of a camera.

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