It's been a while since there's been an update of things over here at BoVoBa. Since then, we've grown a lot, our stock is up by a factor of eight (just ask our investors how much this sucks), and we've been adding destinations and planes. We have maintained our regional focus in the eastern US and Canada and are now expanding fitfully west and south with our point-to-point network. True to our creator, we have focus operations at both IAD
, as well as PIT
. True to our name, we're all about drinking, flying, and f***king. Sometimes that means we f*** our flight attendants, sometimes we f*** our customers, and sometimes everybody's just totally f***ed.
Our f***king fleet, otherwise known as "RJs of various sizes and descriptions," along with their BoVoBa marketing taglines:
10x BAe146 - "Twice the holes, half the customers. What's not to like?"
10x E195 - "Who doesn't want a couple hours with a skinny Brazilian?"
5x Dassault Mercure - "A bit old and a bit loud, but it'll get you there and suck your fuel down!"
1x CR705 - "Odd, small, but'll go for a long time - service to San Salvador!"
Future f***ing fleet:
4x E195LR, to replace CRJ and serve destinations between 2500 and 3500 km
Very future f***ing fleet:
4x B73G, to open short TATLs from DCA
, just because I think that's funny, and BDA, because it actually makes a tiny bit of sense.
B753, to make lots of money.
Fleet commentary: For those of you trying to grow an airline, I recommend the 146s. They're a little slow, but they're cheap for their size and quite fuel-efficient. As long as you don't want range (and trust me, you don't want to fly these guys any more than about 1500km if you ever want them to actually arrive), they're good. The Mercure is a similar creature. It's enormous for the price, very fast, but has absolutely no range and sucks down the fuel pretty well too. If you can stock up on fuel and fill this bird past 80% consistently, it'll churn out coin like there's no tomorrow.
Destinations, in no particular order, and possibly not even a complete list:
, BDA, HAV
We've still got stocks to sell, and you're an idiot if you don't invest. As you can tell, we are graduates of the O'Leary School of Public Relations, and hence our motto. The customers want to fly somewhere, we want to f*** them, and the result is that everyone wants to drink. Boire, Voler, et Baiser. BoVoBa: Come fly the friendly* skies.**
*With 122 people on an E195, they better be friendly!
**Glenn Tilton, f*** you! It's our slogan now!
[Edited 2009-11-30 13:31:22]