Ultimate Bundesliga Thread! Season 2010/2011 #2

Sabena332 · Thu Sep 16, 2010 3:30 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 149):
There will be some major asskicking by Würstchen-Uli.

I believe the same!

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 149):
Anyway, I don't think Bayern is buyable.

Same here, the Bayern management is not stupid!

So, there is Europa League tonight with the BVB, Bayer 04 and the VfB. Tomorrow begins matchday #4 with no less than three derbies (S04-BVB, Pauli-HSV and Union-Hertha), then we have a one day lasting break and then we have an "Englische Woche" with 1. and 2. Bundesliga games on Tuesday and Wednesday. I am looking forward!

Patrick

DAL767400ER · Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:26 pm

Pretty good match day in the UEFA-Cup, sorry, "Euro-League" for Germany today. Leverkusen with a clear 4:3 against Trondheim, Stuttgart with a 3:0 against Bern, and Dortmund, gee, that game sure wasn't for people with weak hearts, 4:3 against Lwiw. More points for the 5-Jahres-Wertung.

Sabena332 · Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:33 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 151):
and Dortmund, gee, that game sure wasn't for people with weak hearts, 4:3 against Lwiw.

I am so glad that they won.

I had at least three little heart-attacks during the game!

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 151):
More points for the 5-Jahres-Wertung.

Perfect!

Apparently the Schalker are too stupid to earn them for us!

Patrick

DAL767400ER · Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:40 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 152):
Apparently the Schalker are too stupid to earn them for us!

Which isn't really news, is it

?

And after reading more and more about the UEFA-Scandal involving Limacher and his "trustworthy employee" Boksic, I want to see the entire fvcking UEFA go down in flames. I mean, you hire a guy who is under investigation for mafia-like activities in Germany AND Croatia, and choose him to assist in judging other teams and punishments? Seriously? Goddammit...

Sabena332 · Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:16 pm

I pity everyone who paid for a ticket to watch the game in the stadium tonight. It is long time ago that I've seen such a piss poor football game! This is not even 3rd Liga level. Ridiculous and an embarrassment for the whole Bundesliga! I am glad that it is over in a few minutes!

Patrick

Edit:

And on top of that is Freiburg scoring an offside goal that the referee gave. rotfl

[Edited 2010-09-17 13:18:46]

racko · Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:58 pm

The next guy to tell me that "we have the best referees of the world in Germany" better runs. The Bundesliga has become a joke.

Sabena332 · Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:10 pm

Quoting racko (Reply 155):
The next guy to tell me that "we have the best referees of the world in Germany" better runs.

Quoting racko (Reply 155):
The Bundesliga has become a joke.

I wouldn't go so far but I would say that the Bundesliga has become a bit strange lately. Can we blame it on this new Adidas "Torfabrik" ball? Last week were all results of the 1. Bundesliga the complete opposite of what I have predicted (so did one member of our "Tippspiel" team and we made very few points in general). We complained like crazy about the referees at the World Cup.... the morons tonight were not a bit better! The guy was at least 2 meters offside!

Well, it can only get better tomorrow!

Patrick

OHLHD · Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:11 pm

WTF, Stuttgart is 7:0 ahead.....

Sabena332 · Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:30 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 157):
WTF, Stuttgart is 7:0 ahead.....

The highest defeat in the history of Gladbach at an away-game. Wow!

Also surprising: Bayern only 0:0 vs. Cologne. What a Parade from Mondragon at the end!

Mainz is Spitzenreiter, 4 games, 4 victories.

Schalke has 0 points, I hope that it is still the case tomorrow evening at 19:15h.

Why is there no football in Austria this weekend? I saw that the next matchday is on the upcoming Tuesday/Wednesday.

Patrick

aviationmaster · Sat Sep 18, 2010 4:50 pm

Great... only 20 points so far for this matchday. How the f*** am I supposed to predict a 7-0 Torfest?

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 158):
Schalke has 0 points, I hope that it is still the case tomorrow evening at 19:15h.

I'll be really dissapointed if the BVB isn't able to prolong S04's Niederlagenserie.

Sabena332 · Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:03 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 159):
Great... only 20 points so far for this matchday.

Same here. And you are right, nobody would predict a 7:0, especially not after the VfB's three defeats in a row since the beginning of the new season.

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 159):
I'll be really dissapointed if the BVB isn't able to prolong S04's Niederlagenserie.

I predict a draw for tomorrow's game. Ok, a BVB victory would be the greatest but seeing Schalke with just one point after four matchdays isn't really bad either.

Patrick

PS: Diego has been brought to hospital to check if his rib isn't broken. I really hope that he will make it to the Sportstudio tonight despite his injury.

aviationmaster · Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:17 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 160):
I predict a draw for tomorrow's game. Ok, a BVB victory would be the greatest but seeing Schalke with just one point after four matchdays isn't really bad either.

Agreed. A draw given S04's current situation would be totally acceptable.

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 160):
Diego has been brought to hospital to check if his rib isn't broken.

Hopefully his injury doesn't turn out to be too serious.

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 158):

Why is there no football in Austria this weekend?

No football at all? Here in Switzerland they're playing Cup games this weekend.

Sabena332 · Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:46 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 161):
Hopefully his injury doesn't turn out to be too serious.

Yes, I want to see him in the Sportstudio tonight and on the field again on Wednesday vs. Hamburg. The goal he made today was really great and I want to see some more of them on the upcoming matchdays!

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 161):
No football at all? Here in Switzerland they're playing Cup games this weekend.

Ah, thanks for the info, maybe there are cup games as well in Austria today. The Sportschau website is only listing the league games so I can't see if there is cup as well.

Patrick

OHLHD · Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:02 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 158):
Why is there no football in Austria this weekend?

Cupspiele!!!!!! and we play vs. Austria Amatööre. I would like to go because there will be around 3000 Rapid Fans and only a few Austrianer. It will depend if my 2 girls aloow it or not ( will be hard since I was late after the Derby

.

Sabena332 · Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:46 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 163):
Cupspiele!!!!!! and we play vs. Austria Amatööre.

Ah, Aviationmaster's guess was right, cup games in both Austria and Switzerland this weekend.

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 163):
I would like to go because there will be around 3000 Rapid Fans and only a few Austrianer. It will depend if my 2 girls aloow it or not ( will be hard since I was late after the Derby

Both of your girls are not stupid, they already noticed that there is always a lot of alc involved when you are going to watch a football game. You should have stayed sober during the last derby... I know that this is quite hard but not impossible.

Patrick

OHLHD · Sat Sep 18, 2010 6:59 pm

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Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 164):
they already noticed that there is always a lot of alc involved when you are going to watch a football game

Problem is that my wife considers 2 beer currently as too much. I tried to explain that there must be some "Symetrie" in a game. One beer first half, the other the second half. BUT that does not work.

Our next game than is on Wednesday, so some English weeks.

We lost 3:0 in Porto which was no surprise. We had some good chances but you need a lot more than just 4 or 5 to score a goal against such a Top Team. Next up is Besiktas in 10 days at home. ( Me there of course!)

Sabena332 · Sat Sep 18, 2010 7:13 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 165):
Problem is that my wife considers 2 beer currently as too much. I tried to explain that there must be some "Symetrie" in a game. One beer first half, the other the second half. BUT that does not work.

I know that. Every time I want to order another beer after the game I get the: "No, let's go home, you already had enough!" from girly.

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 165):
Our next game than is on Wednesday, so some English weeks.

Same here, englische Woche on Tuesday and Wednesday. Lautern comes to Dortmund.

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 165):
Next up is Besiktas in 10 days at home. ( Me there of course!)

This is going to get funny, these Turks are real fanatics. Do you remember the old joke from the Bayern fans? The whole Bayern-Kurve showed Aldi plastic bags when the Besiktas (or Galatasaray) team entered the stadium.

Patrick

FRACO7X · Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:06 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 166):
Same here, englische Woche on Tuesday and Wednesday. Lautern comes to Dortmund.

Very nice indeed! A home game during week and i have the next day off! I´m looking forward to Tuesday!

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 165):
Problem is that my wife considers 2 beer currently as too much. I tried to explain that there must be some "Symetrie" in a game. One beer first half, the other the second half. BUT that does not work.

I fully agree with your point of view! Auf einem Bein lässt es sich schlecht stehen!

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 160):
I predict a draw for tomorrow's game. Ok, a BVB victory would be the greatest but seeing Schalke with just one point after four matchdays isn't really bad either.

As discussed. then you will have to sell your Tabellenletzter t shirts in Gesindelkirchen.

Sabena332 · Sat Sep 18, 2010 8:13 pm

Quoting FRACO7X (Reply 167):
Very nice indeed! A home game during week and i have the next day off! I´m looking forward to Tuesday!

I don't have the next day off and we begin at 20:00h and not at 17:30h, I guess I'll be late in the office on Thursday. Schichtdienst is actually not bad when there in an englische Woche.

Quoting FRACO7X (Reply 167):
I fully agree with your point of view! Auf einem Bein lässt es sich schlecht stehen!

I agree but the female gender won't get this, no matter how often you will tell them.

Quoting FRACO7X (Reply 167):
As discussed. then you will have to sell your Tabellenletzter t shirts in Gesindelkirchen.

I think my parents still have a Tapeziertisch in their basement, I need enough space to present my "We are going to Liga #2" collection infront of the Asirena.

Patrick

OHLHD · Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:10 am

I never mentioned, but Rapid signed ( for Austrian standards) a caliber in Vennegor of Hessellink. He is not fit yet, but I hope he will be soon! Hopefully he can help us as we lost the last 3 games and did not score a goal!

andz · Sun Sep 19, 2010 4:17 am

Yeah SC Freiburg won away from home again! Eintracht Frankfurt 0:1 Freiburg

Currently 3rd in the table!!

Sabena332 · Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:51 pm

Quoting andz (Reply 170):
Yeah SC Freiburg won away from home again! Eintracht Frankfurt 0:1 Freiburg

The guy who scored the goal was at least two meters offside but the referee and his assistants didn't see that apparently, they gave the goal and Freiburg won indeed with 1:0 vs. Frankfurt.

It's derby time in 40 minutes, Pauli vs. the HSV at first and after that the mother of all derbies... Schalke 04 vs. Borussia Dortmund! I am looking forward!

Patrick

Edit: Awesome atmosphere at the Millerntor, I wish I would be there! The Liga-total commentator said earlier: "Ruud van Nistelrooy at a Bundesliga game at the Millerntor.... who had thought that 10 months or so ago?".

[Edited 2010-09-19 06:36:42]

DAL767400ER · Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:45 pm

Mann, hat der HSV ein Sch**ßglück gehabt. Der Dreier wäre so was von verdient gewesen für Pauli.

OHLHD · Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:21 pm

God damn it, we won in Elferschiessen 3:4 against the Austria Amateure. ORF is not bringing the games btw so I have to watch on Puls 4, who have no expierence in broadcasting games, so whenever we stormed via the left side you only saw the Time and Score and not the player, but at least they showed the game.

Funny and same time a Armutszeugnis and Bankotterklärung gave Red Bull Salzburg! They lost against 3t. Ligist Blau Weiss Linz ( rather know for some crazy Hooligans from the early 80ties than Football in Austria) beat them 3:1 with Salzburg managing only to score their goal in the 91st minute.

After this + Euroliga loss against Man City and only 5 Points in da Liga it is getting eng for Huub Stevens and Did Beiersdorfer. Will be interesting too see how long Didi Mateschitz will watch it, BUT who gives sh*t about this freakin Retorten Dosen Müll Club!

Sabena332 · Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:35 pm

DIE NUMMER EINS IM POTT SIND WIR !!!

Patrick

OHLHD · Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:40 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 174):

Fantastic!!!!!! Jetzt is wohl die Kacke am dampfen auf Schalke! Hahahahaha

Sabena332 · Sun Sep 19, 2010 5:44 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 175):
Fantastic!!!!!! Jetzt is wohl die Kacke am dampfen auf Schalke! Hahahahaha

I am waiting for the interview with Magath.

It is official now, Schalke is the Lachnummer of the whole Bundesliga!

Patrick

LTU932 · Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:54 pm

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fus...all_bundesliga/artikel_289434.html

Check out the remark from Manuel Neuer: "Die Fans haben mehr von uns erwartet, aber wir haben es nicht als Derby gesehen. Es kam mir vor, als ob es ein Freundschaftsspiel gewesen wäre."

aviationmaster · Mon Sep 20, 2010 6:15 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 174):
DIE NUMMER EINS IM POTT SIND WIR !!!

Und weil's so schön ist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcaYAQivtpc

:D

Sabena332 · Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:45 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 178):
Und weil's so schön ist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcaYA...ivtpc

Even better was yesterday's edition of "Zeiglers wunderbare Welt des Fußballs", he showed the highlights of the game with the comments of Nobby Dickel's comments from the BVB Netradio. I laughed my ass off.

But the absolutely best scene yesterday was when the whole BVB fan-block waved towards the Schalke fan-block with white tissues after Lewandowski scored the 3:0.

I was also amused about several comments that readers posted on Bild-Online today, my favorites:

- "Wie merkt man sich die 11880? 11 Schalker Spieler kosten 88 Millionen, haben aber 0 Punkte"

- "Ein Leben laaaaang keine Schale in der Hand.... und Peter Zwegat auf der Baaaank"

- "Über Dortmund lacht heute die Sonne. Über Schalke die ganze Welt"

Patrick

LTU932 · Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:27 am

Too bad that vid was removed, but how about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxeftuXUVHk

Sabena332 · Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:49 am

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 180):
Too bad that vid was removed, but how about this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxeft...XUVHk

Der 19.09.2010, der Tag an dem der FC Scheiße starb!

Yesterday I saved the game incl. interviews and analyzes on the hard drive of my IPTV receiver.

A few minutes ago I heard on WDR 2 that Westfalia Herne is searching for a sponsor/name of their stadium, some dude called an suggested to rename it into "Hier spielt bald der FC Schalke" Stadion.

After just one day break we have Bundesliga again tonight and tomorrow. Today we have:

1. Bundesliga (20:00h):

1. FSV Mainz 05 : 1. FC Köln
1899 Hoffenheim : Bayern München
Hannover 96 : Werder Bremen

2. Bundesliga (17:30h):

Energie Cottbus : SpVgg Greuther Fürth
Hertha BSC : Karlsruher SC
FSV Frankfurt : Alemannia Aachen
SC Paderborn 07 : Rot-Weiß Oberhausen

I am looking forward!

Patrick

OHLHD · Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:54 pm

Lothar has a new job... Teamchef of Bulgaria....

http://www.sport1.de/de/fussball/fus_international/artikel_290076.html

How about getting a monkey as Trainer, will be the same result.

aviationmaster · Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:04 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 179):
I was also amused about several comments that readers posted on Bild-Online today, my favorites:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 181):
A few minutes ago I heard on WDR 2 that Westfalia Herne is searching for a sponsor/name of their stadium, some dude called an suggested to rename it into "Hier spielt bald der FC Schalke" Stadion.

Schadenfreude at its best!

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 182):
Lothar has a new job... Teamchef of Bulgaria....

Excellent news!

Now Switzerland has nothing to worry about, despite mediocre performances over the past 12 months, when the Nati face Bulgaria in the Euro-Qualifiers.

Sabena332 · Tue Sep 21, 2010 6:14 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 182):
How about getting a monkey as Trainer, will be the same result.

No, the monkey would have more success.

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 183):
Schadenfreude at its best!

I really enjoy the days after a Derbysieg. The last two days at work were quite funny.

Haoffenheim leads vs. Bayern and H96 vs. Werder (both 1:0) after approx. 15 minutes.

Patrick

LTU932 · Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:25 am

Well, Werder got a Klatsche last night, the Last-Minute-Bayern from last Champions League season returned in Hoffenheim (thanks to Thomas Müller and Daniel van Buyten), and Mainz is still in Karnevalstimmung as they continue on as Tabellenführer.

Hopefully tonight we can take advantage of Gladbach's crisis and win our match against the VfL. We could use those three points for our mission to get the minimum 40 points.

Sabena332 · Wed Sep 22, 2010 12:07 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 185):
Well, Werder got a Klatsche last night

What's up with them? Or better: What's up with H96? Almost all so called experts said before the season that H96 is Abstiegskanidat #1 for them and that Slomka will be the first coach that get fired in the season 10/11. Now they already have 10 points, unbelievable!

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 185):
the Last-Minute-Bayern from last Champions League season returned in Hoffenheim (thanks to Thomas Müller and Daniel van Buyten)

Thanks to them I made 40 points at the Tippspiel.:D

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 185):
and Mainz is still in Karnevalstimmung as they continue on as Tabellenführer.

Another major surprise this season, 5 games, 5 victories!

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 185):
Hopefully tonight we can take advantage of Gladbach's crisis and win our match against the VfL.

Should be a walk in the park for Pauli when Gladbach appears like last weekend. That looked like a training game and not like an official league game.

I am looking forward to tonight, watching BVB-Lautern in the Westfalenstadion! I hope that the Kagawa show continues!

Patrick

ZakHH · Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:16 pm

Patrick, the cartoon link you posted on FB was priceless:

aviationmaster · Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:39 pm

Quoting ZakHH (Reply 187):
Patrick, the cartoon link you posted on FB was priceless:

Excellent!

DAL767400ER · Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:13 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 186):
Quoting LTU932 (Reply 185):
the Last-Minute-Bayern from last Champions League season returned in Hoffenheim (thanks to Thomas Müller and Daniel van Buyten)

Thanks to them I made 40 points at the Tippspiel.:D

80 points for me, first perfect score this season

.

Quoting ZakHH (Reply 187):
Patrick, the cartoon link you posted on FB was priceless:

Saw it in the Bild today, friggin hilarious.

Also heard another somewhat funny joke today:

"Warum kriegt man in Gelsenkirchen Currywurst mit Pommes nur in der Tüte?

Weil da keiner 'ne Schale halten kann."

Sabena332 · Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:44 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 189):
80 points for me, first perfect score this season

I am still waiting for the perfect score. I really hope for a few more points tomight.

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 189):
"Warum kriegt man in Gelsenkirchen Currywurst mit Pommes nur in der Tüte?

Weil da keiner 'ne Schale halten kann."

The perfect joke to start my workday tomorrow, the Schalker guy in the office next door will be amused.

Patrick

PS: I simply love englische Wochen, coming from work, switching the TV on and watching 2. Liga Konferenz... awesome!

DAL767400ER · Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:23 pm

Well, the bad news is: Schalke won a game.

The good news is: They are still last.

The better news: Pauli won, HSV lost, and Dortmund continues to be awesome.

Sabena332 · Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:32 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 191):
Well, the bad news is: Schalke won a game.

My 1:1 tip was correct until a few minutes before the end.

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 191):
The good news is: They are still last.

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 191):
and Dortmund continues to be awesome.

I just came back from the Westfalenstadion. What an awesome game it was, I didn't expect such a clear victory after the team had so many games in the last few days. I am proud of them, really!

Talking about good time management, the Sportschau just begins! Whoohoo!

Patrick

OHLHD · Wed Sep 22, 2010 8:33 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 191):
Dortmund continues to be awesome

...and I don´t know why but I tipped a 3:2 for K´lautern.....

Rapid lost right now again, which gives the second Krise of this very young season. It was loss #3 in the Liga in a row.
It should not be an excuse but our Spielmacher Steffen Hoffmann ( some of you might know him ex- Bayern Nachwuchs) in Vienna since 7 years or so almost refused to play since his Family and himself !!!! and now take seat!!!!! were severly verbally insulted and threathed by a VIP - MEMBER of RAPID!!!!!!!

Hey, we call him a Fussballgott in St. Hanappi and a f***ing VIP Guest does such sh*t. Unbelievable and very sad!

http://kurier.at/sport/fussball/2034574.php

Once again it is no excuse for playing bad as a team, but I can hardly find words!

andz · Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:14 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 191):
Well, the bad news is: Schalke won a game.

Yeah to the detriment of SC Freiburg

I see that Schalke scored the winning goal 3 minutes from time and to add insult to injury Freiburg got a red card right on 90'

[Edited 2010-09-22 14:24:55]

Sabena332 · Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:39 pm

I just added the following to my notebook: "May 14, 2011. The BVB's championship party, Village, Dortmund. End open.".

Patrick

LTU932 · Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:12 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 195):
I just added the following to my notebook: "May 14, 2011. The BVB's championship party, Village, Dortmund. End open.".

As much as I'd like to see a Meisterschaftsfeier at the BVB, please be so generous and give us those six points, so St. Pauli can complete it's mission to get 40 points and with it, the Klassenerhalt.

That being said, our investment in Gerald Asamoah may pay off. He came, saw and helped us win in Gladbach, and the BVB murdered Kaiserslautern and put them back auf dem Boden der Tatsachen. This season is more interessting than we ever thought it would be...

OHLHD · Thu Sep 23, 2010 8:37 am

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 196):
This season is more interessting than we ever thought it would be...

Excatly. This makes the Tippspiel even more funnier as well.

Sabena332 · Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:05 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 196):
As much as I'd like to see a Meisterschaftsfeier at the BVB, please be so generous and give us those six points

Oh, I just saw that the BVB plays in Pauli on the upcoming Saturday. Somehow I have the feeling that they will return to Dortmund with three points more on their account.

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 196):
This season is more interessting than we ever thought it would be...

I can only agree!

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 197):
This makes the Tippspiel even more funnier as well.

Not for me, I have the fewest points of us all.

Patrick

racko · Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:10 pm

To visit the away match in Leverkusen yesterday all female Eintracht Fans had to go into a tent and undress to be "inspected". The police state we're living in is really incredible.

http://www.hr-online.de/website/cond...454&key=standard_document_39807535

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