Ultimate Bundesliga Thread! Season 2010/2011 #3

SA7700 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:36 am

This is a continuation thread of Bundesliga 2010/2011. Please feel free to continue your discussion, on this topic, in this thread.

Part 1 can be found here: Bundesliga Playing Schedule 2010/2011 Released

Part 2 can be found here: Ultimate Bundesliga Thread! Season 2010/2011 #2

Enjoy the website and best of luck to your respective teams!

Rgds

SA7700

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:39 pm

Cool, a fresh Bundesliga thread! Just in time for matchday #8!

Seems that the BVB will have it easy tonight in Cologne, Bild-Online is reporting that Cologne's goal keeper Mondragon is out of the team. In the FC's goal tonight will be Miro Varvodic who is not even an amateur player, on the bench is Daniel Schwabke, a guy with just six regional league games. I hope that Barrios and Kagawa will entertain us with a bunch of goals tonight! The BVB will be Spitzenreiter when they win the game!

Patrick

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 7:51 pm

Whoa guys, I finally found what I was seaching so long for! Look here, the website scoccerbible.com has a damned interesting statistic of which shoe is scoring the most goals in the Bundesliga.

So far it is looking like that:

Of course they have these statistics of other leagues, not only the Bundesliga. The site is definitely worth a visit!

Patrick

OHLHD · Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:08 pm

Very good, now it loads much faster! Let´s go Dormund! 1:0 ahead already!!!

http://www.krone.at/Sport/Deutschlan...n-Szenen_wie_in_Genua-Story-225645

Is this serious stuff?

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:17 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 3):
Let´s go Dormund! 1:0 ahead already!!!

1:1 now, Poldi scored for the FC.

Great, 0 points in the Tippspiel (I predicted a 3:1 for the BVB incl. joker), my series continues.

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 3):
Is this serious stuff?

Yes, I posted a smilar article in the archived thread. I really hope that nothing will happen there, the Bundesliga suffers already enough from the "Alle besoffen, nur Randale" reputation.

Patrick

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:22 pm

YES!!!!!!!!!!! 2:1 in the extra time, exactly like it was the case last January!

Prepared by a Polak, perfected by a Turk! Whoohoo!

That's simply friggin' cool and nothing else!

Spitzenreiter, Spitzenreiter, hey, hey, hey!

Patrick

DAL767400ER · Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:26 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 4):
1:1 now, Poldi scored for the FC. Great, 0 points in the Tippspiel (I predicted a 3:1 for the BVB incl. joker), my series continues.

Well, Dortmund is back in the lead, so there is still potential for points.

And I am really looking forward to what team van Gaal will pull out for the Hannover game tomorrow, with Robbery injured, Schweinsteiger injured, van Bommel injured (dank des inkompetenten Käsefresser-Mannschaftsarztes), Oli injured, Klose injured, van Buyten potentially injured, and Gomez healthy, things could get really ugly tomorrow.

OHLHD · Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:30 pm

http://www.bild.de/BILD/sport/fussba...andale-vor-dem-spiel-in-koeln.html

Das is ja der nächste Scheiss! WTF is wrong nowadays.

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:32 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 6):
Well, Dortmund is back in the lead, so there is still potential for points.

21 points for the BVB, 40 points for me. This Friday night turned to the good, I will celebrate that with another beer now.

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 6):
And I am really looking forward to what team van Gaal will pull out for the Hannover game tomorrow, with Robbery injured, Schweinsteiger injured, van Bommel injured (dank des inkompetenten Käsefresser-Mannschaftsarztes), Oli injured, Klose injured, van Buyten potentially injured, and Gomez healthy, things could get really ugly tomorrow.

Yeah, many Bayern players are injured but I think that they will win tomorrow. Bayern with just 8 points after 8 matchdays? No, that won't happen! I predicted a 2:1 for Bayern.

Patrick

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:09 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 7):
Das is ja der nächste Scheiss! WTF is wrong nowadays.

Kloppo already mentioned that on Liga-total in an interview before the game. I am sick and tired of these idiots! Why don't they throw stones at their club's headquater? It is definitely not the BVB's fault that Cologne is too friggin' stupid to win their games!

Patrick

wolbo · Fri Oct 15, 2010 9:51 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 6):
van Bommel injured (dank des inkompetenten Käsefresser-Mannschaftsarztes),

Actually it's thanks to the incompetent and arrogant Sauerkrautfresser at Bayern who had no problem with letting Van Bommel play several league matches with a knee problem and then try to put the blame on the Dutch when they played him in the game against Sweden.

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:20 pm

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 6):
inkompetenten Käsefresser-Mannschaftsarztes

Quoting Wolbo (Reply 10):
incompetent and arrogant Sauerkrautfresser at Bayern

Finally we have a bit football atmosphere in this thread!

Patrick

DAL767400ER · Fri Oct 15, 2010 10:22 pm

Quoting Wolbo (Reply 10):
Actually it's thanks to the incompetent and arrogant Sauerkrautfresser at Bayern who had no problem with letting Van Bommel play several league matches with a knee problem and then try to put the blame on the Dutch when they played him in the game against Sweden.

Yeah, and Bayern is probably to blame for Robben's injury as well

. Do you honestly think that a world-renowned doctor like Müller-Wohlfahrt would let van Gaal put a player on the field if he knows he already is injured? Well, you probably do, seeing as how the Dutch are now more or less calling M-W a fraud and incompetent doctor. Once again just showing that since the Dutch don't have actual arguments in their favor they instead try to shift the blame onto someone else.

LTU932 · Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:38 pm

It was that "wonder healer" the KNVB hired who helped worsen the injury of Arjen Robben. Dr Müller-Wohlfahrt is a well known orthopedic physician, you could almost call him a legend. Compared to Dr Müller-Wohlfahrt, the doctor who initially treated Arjen Robben is a quack.

Severnaya · Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:09 am

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 6):
van Bommel injured (dank des inkompetenten Käsefresser-Mannschaftsarztes),

He's not injured due to the Team Doctor

. V Bommel had been injured for at least 3 previous Bundesliga matches and playing with injections in his knee. Why on earth did FC Bayern allow him first of all to travel to the NL if he would be injured?

FC Bayern has big problems to start up the engine this year and due to their gold-digging mentality they are searching for money out of Holland. I bet for 99% that there won't go any Euro from Zeist to Munich.

Best things for FC Bayern is to have a look at their own training schemes, with such a long list of injured players (10) there's obviously something wrong in the club.

Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 12):
Once again just showing that since the Dutch don't have actual arguments in their favor they instead try to shift the blame onto someone else.

It's the opposite. KNVB and an independent hospital made scans. These revealed nothing, the player wanted to play (did not feel pain), and M-W didn't want to come to check it. M-W had 4 days to come to Holland to check V Bommel. He chose not to go and therefor lost his argument.

Sabena332 · Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:57 pm

The matchday so far in a summary: The HSV ended Mainz's series, Bayern won with three goals from Gomez, my friends from Gelsenkirchen earned one point, Pauli won and climbed on place #4 of the table and Werder also won with 2:1. At the moment is Wolfsburg playing vs. Leverkusen, Wo'burg is leading with 1:0, Diego scored. News from the 2. Liga: The VfL Bochum won!

Patrick

Sabena332 · Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:12 pm

Great, Leverkusen scored the 3:2, there go my 40 points (my tip was 2:2).

Please Wo'burg, make the 3:3, then I'll get at least 20 points!

Patrick

LTU932 · Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:54 pm

130 points so far in the Tippspiel for me. Twice 40 points and once 30 and 20 points. Not bad.

OHLHD · Sat Oct 16, 2010 10:11 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 11):
Quoting DAL767400ER (Reply 6):
inkompetenten Käsefresser-Mannschaftsarztes
Quoting Wolbo (Reply 10):
incompetent and arrogant Sauerkrautfresser at Bayern

Finally we have a bit football atmosphere in this thread!

Fantastic! Better than A vs B!

What a Gomez comeback today. A Hattrick is definitly what he needs now. Balsam auf seine Seele!

Sabena332 · Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:01 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 18):
What a Gomez comeback today. A Hattrick is definitly what he needs now.

Incredible, really! Who had thought that before?

At the moment is Gekas making "richtig Programm" for the Eintracht, he already scored twice vs. Lautern.

Patrick

yooyoo · Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:56 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 19):
At the moment is Gekas making "richtig Programm" for the Eintracht, he already scored twice vs. Lautern.

3:0 perfect !!

LTU932 · Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:07 pm

Looks like after all the euphoria, Kaiserslautern is going down again...

In other news, today's Mopo had an interessting headline. It said that for the first time in history, two teams from Hamburg are in the top 5 of the Bundesliga (HSV Platz 4, St. Pauli Platz 5). That being said, had Gladbach won against Hoppenheim, then we'd still be 5th place until Friday.

Sabena332 · Sun Oct 17, 2010 6:25 pm

Quoting yooyoo (Reply 20):
3:0 perfect !!

Nice game from Frankfurt, I enjoyed watching!

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 21):
In other news, today's Mopo had an interessting headline. It said that for the first time in history, two teams from Hamburg are in the top 5 of the Bundesliga (HSV Platz 4, St. Pauli Platz 5).

Interesting, I didn't know that.

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 21):
That being said, had Gladbach won against Hoppenheim, then we'd still be 5th place until Friday.

Gladbach was a joke, today they made everything wrong... red card for one of their players, a penalty against them, and Hoffenheim turned the game. It must suck to be a player of them right now.

Patrick

Sabena332 · Mon Oct 18, 2010 6:34 pm

Arminia Bielefeld continues to be the Lachnummer of the 2. Bundesliga. The game is just 14 minutes old and the MSV Duisburg is already leading with 3:0! I guess it would be better for Christian Ziege to change the job, being a football coach is definitely not his cup of tea.

Patrick

Sabena332 · Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:39 pm

Whoa, what a Champions League matchday! Bayern won lucky with 3:2 (two own goals by Cluj within three minutes), the FC Basel won with 3:1 in Rome (Alex Frei scored the 1:0), Real sent Milan home with a 2:0 (Özil and Ronaldo) and Arsenal slaughtered Donezk with 5:1.

Patrick

Severnaya · Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:50 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 24):
Whoa, what a Champions League matchday!

Indeed! A great matchday today.

I've been watching Ajax-Auxerre tonight. 3 red cards (1 for Ajax, 1 for Auxerre and 1 for a reserve player of Auxerre). Also 3 goals disallowed, so a good combination for some nice football drama

Sabena332 · Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:44 pm

Quoting Severnaya (Reply 25):
3 red cards (1 for Ajax, 1 for Auxerre and 1 for a reserve player of Auxerre). Also 3 goals disallowed,

What the heck happened there?

The Bayern game must have been pure comedy, two own goals (!!!) from Cluj within a few minutes!

Too bad that I couldn't watch it today, Champions League is only on Sky and I have Liga-total (Bundesliga only).

Patrick

Severnaya · Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:39 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 26):
What the heck happened there?

Oh really all good decisions in my opinion. That's something which I appreciate this time, unlike on the Mafifa World Cup in refereeing this seasons' Champions League & UEFA cup is good.

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 26):
Too bad that I couldn't watch it today, Champions League is only on Sky and I have Liga-total (Bundesliga only).

You can have a look at youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApjObpu1xF4 with Greek commentary

.

Tonight some interesting fixtures: Bremen visiting Twente (Battle for European survival), S04 receiving visitors from Israel and in Group D Barcelona vs Kobenhavn (which have 6 points already).

Sabena332 · Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:42 pm

Quoting Severnaya (Reply 27):
Oh really all good decisions in my opinion. That's something which I appreciate this time, unlike on the Mafifa World Cup in refereeing this seasons' Champions League & UEFA cup is good.

I saw a short summary of the game at Bundesliga-Aktuell earlier tonight. The decisions were indeed ok.

Quoting Severnaya (Reply 27):
S04 receiving visitors from Israel

I am currently watching the game as it is the only one they show on German free-TV tonight. Schalke is leading with 1:0 (Huntelaar again) but Tel Aviv isn't playing bad either. I am looking forward to the second half!

Patrick

LTU932 · Thu Oct 21, 2010 1:05 am

I'm disappointed about Werder Bremen. They were the second best hope for some achievement in the UCL along with Bayern, but curiously, they continue to embarass ourselves (now a 1:1 against FC Twente, a nobody in Dutch football which by some chance in hell won the Meisterschaft, at least AZ Alkmaar had van Gaal while Twente only has Bryan Ruiz), Schlacke is doing all the good performance right now (with two goals from Raúl), and the Dusel-Bayern have struck again.

This UCL season is getting weirder and weirder for German teams.

Severnaya · Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:37 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 28):
Schalke is leading with 1:0 (Huntelaar again) but Tel Aviv isn't playing bad either. I am looking forward to the second half!

Wasn't it Raúl that scored as Huntelaar let the ball go untouched to bring Raúl in a scoring position.

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 29):
I'm disappointed about Werder Bremen.

They were indeed very weak, they could have easily lost yesterday.

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 29):
(now a 1:1 against FC Twente, a nobody in Dutch football which by some chance in hell won the Meisterschaft,

Well Twente is not a nobody anymore in Dutch football. Werder simply doesn't have more than average players. Mertesucker is quite a fine player though! (he's being linked to Man.Utd)

Sabena332 · Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:15 pm

Quoting Severnaya (Reply 30):
Wasn't it Raúl that scored as Huntelaar let the ball go untouched to bring Raúl in a scoring position.

You are right, it was indeed Raul. The commentator said that it was Huntellar but he corrected himself after the half-time after watching the scene again in slow-motion.

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 29):
I'm disappointed about Werder Bremen.

Same here! I expected three points for them last night.

It is going to get interesting tonight, first the BVB and then Bayer Leverkusen. I am hardcore BVB fan and I really like Bayer04 so I hope for victories for both of them. I am looking forward to tonight!

Patrick

OHLHD · Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:59 pm

Finally we won! 2:0 in Sofia against a desolate Mannschaft!!!!!
Anyway, very important points for us.

Sabena332 · Thu Oct 21, 2010 9:05 pm

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 32):
Finally we won! 2:0 in Sofia against a desolate Mannschaft!!!!!
Anyway, very important points for us.

Congrats! We managed it to get the 1:1 in the 87th.

Good that I wasn't in the stadium tonight!

And WTF was up with Bayer Leverkusen and Saloniki? That was one of the most boring games I've seen lately, the German national team is entertaining in their quali games compared to that what I just saw.

Patrick

Sabena332 · Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:10 pm

Well, my prediction was right, a draw between the HSV and Bayern (30 points for me

). It was a quite watchable game despite there were no goals. What was up with Guerrero? Petric came in for him the 61st minute and Guerrero wasn't apparently pleased with that, he kicked a side fence, refused to shake hands with Petric during the change, and then he went directly to the cabin instead of going to the bench to watch the game with his team-mates till the end. Drama queen!

Patrick

LTU932 · Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:55 am

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 34):
What was up with Guerrero? Petric came in for him the 61st minute and Guerrero wasn't apparently pleased with that, he kicked a side fence, refused to shake hands with Petric during the change, and then he went directly to the cabin instead of going to the bench to watch the game with his team-mates till the end. Drama queen!

First thing that gets to my mind: Perhaps he was not only pissed with getting subbed, but also because the Mopo published an article of José Paolo Guerrero parking his Porsche in a Behindertenparkplatz.

http://www.mopo.de/2010/20101019/spo...rkt_auf_behinderten_parkplatz.html

Erst der Flaschenwurf, dann wird er wegen Falschparken verpetzt. Only difference: The costs of the Knöllchen are peanuts compared to the fine he paid for the Flaschenwurf.

Sabena332 · Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:54 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 35):
but also because the Mopo published an article of José Paolo Guerrero parking his Porsche in a Behindertenparkplatz.

The commentator mentioned that on Liga-total yesterday night.

By the way, Rolf Töpperwien is back! Unfortunately only for one day but you can hear him today in the ARD Bundesligakonferenz, he is reporting from the H96-Cologne game. He just said on WDR 2 that he experienced everything you can experience as a Bundesliga Reporter and commentator but he has never been part of the legendary ARD Konferenz. His sister - who works for the WDR - made it possible that he can be part of it today. I'll switch on my radio later!

Patrick

Sabena332 · Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:39 pm

Today was not only Bundesliga but also a little Revier Derby between BVB II and S04 II. The card statistik is utterly funny:

Gelbe Karten: Stiepermann (89., Zeitspiel) - Pourie (23., Foulspiel), Fahrenhorst (70., Meckern), Streit (77., Meckern), Stark (79., Meckern), Latza (79., Meckern), Kraska (81., Ball auf Gegenspieler werfen)

"Meckern" and "Ball auf Gegenspieler werfen" reminds me rather of a B-Youth game.

Patrick

OHLHD · Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:58 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 37):
Gelbe Karten: Stiepermann (89., Zeitspiel) - Pourie (23., Foulspiel), Fahrenhorst (70., Meckern), Streit (77., Meckern), Stark (79., Meckern), Latza (79., Meckern), Kraska (81., Ball auf Gegenspieler werfen)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is crazy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Reminds me of a Vienna Landesliga game in the 90ties:

Player of Post SV named Selim Bülbül had a great record:

88´ Gelbe Karte ( Kritik)
89´ Rote Karte ( Kritik)
90 ´ Rote Karte ( Schiedsrichterinsultierung)..... banned for 16 games

Returned for the final game and was ejected again.

Can´t believe what is wrong in Gelsenkirchen, I mean honestly the players must be on something. Frankfurt played great football but unbelievable dimensiones are between those clubs and so scheisse wie Schalke ist, da fehlen mir die Worte......

Severnaya · Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:37 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 37):
Gelbe Karten: Stiepermann (89., Zeitspiel) - Pourie (23., Foulspiel), Fahrenhorst (70., Meckern), Streit (77., Meckern), Stark (79., Meckern), Latza (79., Meckern), Kraska (81., Ball auf Gegenspieler werfen)

"Meckern" and "Ball auf Gegenspieler werfen" reminds me rather of a B-Youth game.

Haha, thanks for sharing!!! Funny also that two of the player's names are: Streit and Stark.

Especially Kraska's card is funny

Shall have been a nice match to watch, i like it!

Quoting OHLHD (Reply 38):
88´ Gelbe Karte ( Kritik)
89´ Rote Karte ( Kritik)
90 ´ Rote Karte ( Schiedsrichterinsultierung)..... banned for 16 games

Returned for the final game and was ejected again.

Banned for 16 games, wow, i wonder what he said, and really classic to be ejected again after having sit the ban.

Sabena332 · Sun Oct 24, 2010 4:13 pm

Whoa, the BVB saved one point with a last minute goal. Toni da Siva's free-kick was as awesome as Nuhin Sahin's free-kick in the game vs. Bayern. Good to see that almost all BVB players can handle standard situation pretty good, I guess that they practise that pretty often during the training.

Patrick

aviationmaster · Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:08 pm

Just read that PSV Eindhoven absolutely crushed and humiliated Feyenoord Rotterdam by winning 10-0 on Sunday. Wow!

Severnaya · Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:17 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 41):
Just read that PSV Eindhoven absolutely crushed and humiliated Feyenoord Rotterdam by winning 10-0 on Sunday.

Yes, although Ajax drawed 2-2, I had a good day!!!

Feyenoord is currently ranked #15 with only 8 points in 10 games.

Sabena332 · Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:31 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 41):
Just read that PSV Eindhoven absolutely crushed and humiliated Feyenoord Rotterdam by winning 10-0 on Sunday.

What?

Incredible!

I found something cool on YouTube, a report from the BVB Netradio from yesterday's BVB-Hoffenheim game (skip to 2:50 Min. there begins the action): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSv9-iMxOZQ

Patrick

aviationmaster · Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:39 pm

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 43):
I found something cool on YouTube, a report from the BVB Netradio from yesterday's BVB-Hoffenheim game (skip to 2:50 Min. there begins the action): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSv9-iMxOZQ

I especially loved the "JAWOHL! Ihr habt's verdient!" part!

Sabena332 · Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:55 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 44):
I especially loved the "JAWOHL! Ihr habt's verdient!" part!

I liked that as well!

I also liked Nobby Dickel's "Ja!" at the end of the video after he celebrated the goal with the BVB fans in the stadium (my girly and me were two of the 80.720 who shouted "DA SILVA"

).

For the next BVB game I will turn off the tone of my TV and listen to the BVB Netradio instead.

Patrick

LTU932 · Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:39 pm

Quoting aviationmaster (Reply 41):
Just read that PSV Eindhoven absolutely crushed and humiliated Feyenoord Rotterdam by winning 10-0 on Sunday.

When I read that, I just couldn't believe that. That's the same as an Abstieg of Bayern München, just unthinkable.

LTU932 · Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:14 pm

By the way, you know what was really embarassing this matchday: The way Köln sacked Soldo. First a paper published the news, then it was withdrawn, then the news came to Soldo through the media and not by Michael Meier.

Michael Meier is becoming an embarassment to football. Not just did he also bring the BVB to near bankruptcy, but he seems to be doing the same thing to the 1. FC Köln (at least judging by the way he plays Big Spender), with the blessing of Mr Overath.

Sabena332 · Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:19 pm

Quoting LTU932 (Reply 47):
Michael Meier is becoming an embarassment to football. Not just did he also bring the BVB to near bankruptcy, but he seems to be doing the same thing to the 1. FC Köln (at least judging by the way he plays Big Spender), with the blessing of Mr Overath.

Dude was a big topic among fans in the stadium yesterday afternoon. Had you asked if Meier is an asshole, 80.720 people had shouted "Yes!!!".

Patrick

DAL767400ER · Mon Oct 25, 2010 10:47 pm

Ist aus nem anderen Forum, passt aber ganz gut:

Quote:
Dienstag 26.10.2010, 9.00 Uhr.

Herr Soldo kommt und will das Training leiten. Herr Overath wundert sich und zieht sich zur Beratung mit Herrn Glowacz und Herrn Meier zurück. Nach 90 Minuten stellt man fest, daß man Herrn Soldo bereits entlassen hatte. Nun kommt man zu dem Schluß, daß es ihm auch jemand sagen muss.
In einer weiteren Konferenz wird entschieden, daß Hennes VIII. ihm die Entlassung mitteilen soll.

9.30 In einer PK mitten auf dem Trainingsplatz stellt Jesus Christus Mondragon eine Kollektion von Gewändern und Sandalen vor und diktiert dem "Express", daß er sich an allen Verrätern blutig rächen werde. Sein Vertreter Miro Varvodic wird von Jesus offiziell als Pontius Pilatus bezeichnet.

10.00 Lukas Podolski präsentiert seinen neuen Nebenjob, indem er sich in seiner Polizeiuniform um den Pfosten wickelt und dabei hüftkreisend die Hüllen fallen lässt.
Seinen Schnäuzer verliert er dabei jedoch und lässt ihn von Pedro Geromel auf allen Vieren suchen.
Inzwischen inspiziert Michael Meier den Trainingsplatz und bemerkt nichts Auffälliges.

11.00 Jesus, mittlerweile in ein grünliches Gewand von Joop! gehüllt, verteilt Hostien am Eckfähnchen. Auch Meier nimmt eine und kehrt zufrieden über die Fortschritte der Mannschaft in sein Büro zurück. Die medizinische Abteilung unter Dieter Trzolek muss gegen 11 Uhr 17 leider einschreiten, als der selbsternannte Sohn Gottes beim Versuch, über den Zaun davonzuschweben, einen Muskelfaserriss erleidet.

12.00 Auf dem Parkplatz des Geißbockheims erscheinen Thomas Doll, Hans Meyer, Volker Finke, Klaus Toppmöller und Werner Lorant und wollen ihren neuen Vertrag als Cheftrainer unterzeichnen.
Loddar Maddhäus steht auf dem Parkplatz und brüllt nach Aufmerksamkeit. Eisverkäufer Bruno schafft seine Tochter Ludmilla (13) lieber ins Auto.

13.00 Nach einem wohlverdienten Mittagessen legt sich Alterspräsident Wolfgang Overath ein wenig aufs Ohr.
Michael Meier inspiziert den Parkplatz und bemerkt nichts Auffälliges. Zwischenzeitlich wurde dort ein Festzelt aufgebaut, in dem die Höhner in einer Endlosschleife "Viva Colonia" spielen.

14.00 In einer Sänfte wird Christoph Daum auf den Parkplatz getragen. Seine umjubelte Pressekonferenz endet nach nur 7 Minuten unvorhergesehen, da Jesus ihn in einem Anfall von ADHS mit dem gezielten Wurf einer Sandale aus dem Weg räumt.
Die PK führt Jesus dann samt 7 Dolmetschern und 12 Aposteln fort.

16.00 Nach seinem kurzen Nickerchen fährt Herr Overath nach Hause zum Ausruhen. Seine Mitarbeiter Glowacz und Engels können nun endlich das Kölsch-Faß anschlagen. Auf dem Parkplatz erscheint ein Bus mit 20 neuen Trainer-Kandidaten. Vom Balkon des Geißbockheims erklingen die Gesänge des Vorstands: "Ihr...könnt...nach Hause faaaahrn.... "

18.00 Es wird langsam dunkel am GBH. PKs sind beendet, die Journalisten gehen nach Hause. Alle Trainer-Kandidaten sind weggeschickt worden, Jesus spricht mit dem Megaphon zu 2-3 zufälligen Spaziergängern und verkündet Unheil den Verrätern. Poldis Schnäuzer klebt an der Stirn von Jürgen Glowacz, der sein 23. Kölsch nicht mehr trinken mag. Die Höhner sehen es auch nicht mehr ein, nur für Stefan Engels weiterzuspielen, der mit dem Kopf auf dem Tisch im Festzelt liegt.

Ist eh ein Tag wie jeder andere gewesen....keine besonderen Vorkommnisse, fast schon langweilig. Die Lichter gehen aus...........es wird ganz ruhig.

18 Uhr 58: Ein Mitarbeiter des TSV 1860 München rüttelt am verschlossenen Tor des GBH und fragt sich, warum denn keiner ins Stadion zum Pokalspiel kommt..........

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