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Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:28 pm

The Radical Gay Agenda!
Radical (insert the religion[s] you hate here)!
Obama's a (select all that apply) Muslim/N!gger/Foreigner/Pre-school drop-out!
Global Warming!
Cap and Trade!
Financial Crisis!
Illegal drugs!
Legal drugs!



What are you panicking about and how are you panicking?
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:34 pm

How about that asteroid that's been getting bigger and brighter in the night sky over the last week, but not changing relative position at all?
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:34 pm

I am kinda worried about the weather forecast for the Royal Wedding.


Not.


Why panic about legalizing drugs? Would be the best thing this country ever did. Be a lot less people getting beheaded in Mexico and our police would solve a lot more murders.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:42 pm

I never panic...I have a towel.
When seconds count...the police are minutes away.
Unless it's expressly prohibited, it's allowed.
You are not entitled to a public safe space.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:43 pm

Losing it from not using it...
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:46 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
Radical

Pastafarian

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
Obama's a

President

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
Global Warming!

Must be summer time!

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
I have a towel.

I have two.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:51 pm

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
I never panic...I have a towel.

This cat is sleeping on mine...
I lift things up and put them down.
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:14 pm

I'm panicking about not seeing more pictures of panicking.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:17 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 7):

I GET it! It's a meme! Y U No say?
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:21 pm

OMG, a meme!

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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:22 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
The Radical Gay Agenda!

My number one concern. Damn fairies are taking over the world. I've even seen them on this website posting in that filthy "pink" thread. Makes my skin crawl.

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
Radical (insert the religion[s] you hate here)!

Radical Mormon agenda for me. I don't get it, they're everywhere. Wherever I go, another Mormon. You'd think I lived in the epicenter of Mormondom or some such thing. Pshaw!

Quoting DocLightning (Thread starter):
Global Warming!

Global warming? 43 degrees right now, and was snowing earlier. More like global cooling. Buncha tree-hugging do nothings...

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
...I have a towel.
Quoting Maverick623 (Reply 5):
I have two.

Dare I ask? Maybe I shouldn't.  
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 9):
I GET it! It's a meme! Y U No say?
Quoting DocLightning (Reply 9):
OMG, a meme!

A meme? What's a meme? Now I'm panicking about meme's!!!



[Edited 2011-04-26 16:24:54]
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:24 pm

Quoting OA412 (Reply 10):

Dare I ask? Maybe I shouldn't.
Hitchhiker reference.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:26 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 11):
Hitchhiker reference.

Ah OK. I never read that or watched the BBC series. I can stop panicking. Phew!
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:31 pm

I'm panicking because someone got a Hitchhiker reference in before I could.

I shall now commit suicide.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:09 am

You won't BELIEVE what Texas is doing this week!  Wow!  Wow!
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:04 am

Quoting aloges (Reply 13):
I'm panicking because someone got a Hitchhiker reference in before I could.

I shall now commit suicide.

DON'T PANIC!

  
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:18 am

Quoting Klaus (Reply 15):
DON'T PANIC!

I am speaking to you from the grave.










There, that should shake a few nerves.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:39 am

Quoting aloges (Reply 16):
I am speaking to you from the grave.

NO, YOU DON'T. I'LL GET AROUND TO YOU EVENTUALLY, BUT I WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T TRY TO JUMP THE QUEUE OUT OF TURN TO KEEP THINGS ORDERLY.
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:46 am

Quoting aloges (Reply 16):

I am speaking to you from the grave.

Activate plan Zulu.

The Zombie Invasion has begun.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:18 am

I have a Harley, I never panic.

I just get on and ride to my hearts content!

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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:30 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 7):
I'm panicking about not seeing more pictures of panicking.
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:59 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 7):
I'm panicking about not seeing more pictures of panicking.

Ok

I am the Googlizer!!!
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:10 am

Quoting wn700driver (Reply 1):
How about that asteroid that's been getting bigger and brighter in the night sky over the last week, but not changing relative position at all?

And will hit Phoenix, Arizona?

Quoting fr8mech (Reply 3):
I never panic...I have a towel.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am panicking that the Canucks are tied 3-3 in their series. Even thought I am nearly 1000 miles away, I am still going to twirl my towel for the first time in the hopes of giving them the extra goals they need to carry on to the next round!!
You bet I'm pumped!!! I just had a green tea!!!
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:19 am

I'm panicking because I heard something about the New York library showing porn to kids on their public computers... Actually, I think that's what they said on TV, but I wasn't paying attention because I was trying to find myself on DL's upgrade list monitor in ATL. I was number 24 out of 25

Oh, the huge manatee!!!!

 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 7:23 am

the end is definitely nigh... GKirk has given up drinking!!!

Run for the hills!
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:08 am

Used to panic about lots of stuff. I was just reading journal entries from 5-10 years ago that confirm this fact. Eventually I just burned out and quit with the panicking. It became counterproductive. It's good to mellow out from 366% of maximum down to about 150%.

About the Gay Agenda... it is a threat to the families that include volatile, suppressed gay people. A suppressed gay father might suddenly run off and be gay, if the gay agenda finds him. That said, he was already gay anyway. Just my 2c. You could say "Republican congressman" instead of "father" in that hypothetical story.
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:32 am

Quoting nighthawk (Reply 24):
GKirk has given up drinking!!!

Because he started doing hard drugs then?

I'm not sure I'm panicking properly. It's making me panic.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:51 am

Quoting aloges (Reply 16):
I am speaking to you from the grave.

QUICK! GET THE POOL CUES AND QUEEN RECORDS! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!

Also, I think there's a panic at the disco...wait, there hasn't been any discos around since the 1970s! PANIC! DISCO'S COMING BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! GOOD GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA BE SUBJECTED TO KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND! DONNA SUMMER WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE! RUN!

:D

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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:37 am

Quoting Klaus (Reply 15):
DON'T PANIC!
  

I don't think those are nearly large or friendly enough letters to stop me panicking. Besides I just realised the entry in the guide for our dear little home planet says "mostly harmless", so some bits are harmful and I don't have my towel handy.   

Oh and I'm also in a state of panic as there is no panic smiley here.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:00 am

Quoting EDICHC (Reply 29):
I don't think those are nearly large or friendly enough letters to stop me panicking

Maybe this can help you:

Don't Panic

Better? 
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:39 pm

Quoting Klaus (Reply 30):

Better?

quite!   Thank you!
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:57 pm

Phew! I would have been hard pressed to come up with an even bigger, even friendlier version...!   
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:13 pm

wheat and dairy can screw up your brain
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:05 pm

I'm still panicking open that nuclear cloud that was supposed to hit the western US after the Japan quake....
What a load of crap.
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:19 pm

Quoting oly720man (Reply 33):
Low flying aircraft panic!!!

I'm panicking over that awful (and wrong) description of the various physical effects shown in that picture. Seriously, he got every single one wrong! THE HORROR!
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Mon May 02, 2011 2:37 am

I'm panicking when I see naked man. I was shocked when I see him taking underpant off or being naked, i screamed and ran away from him!!  
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Mon May 02, 2011 3:44 pm

Quoting nighthawk (Reply 24):
the end is definitely nigh... GKirk has given up drinking!!!

Run for the hills!

Now we have to worry about panicked sheep? No more drunken late night trysts by Kirkie? What ever shall the sheep do? 
Quoting westjetforlife (Reply 28):
PANIC! DISCO'S COMING BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! GOOD GOD! WE'RE ALL GONNA BE SUBJECTED TO KC & THE SUNSHINE BAND! DONNA SUMMER WILL RISE FROM THE GRAVE! RUN!

I am more panicked at the thought of all that polyester, all those sequins and the big, feathered hair. At least with disco music, the station can be changed.

Quoting EDICHC (Reply 29):
I don't have my towel handy.

I keep mine with me at all times. Towel Power 2K10 and Lou will give us some panic moments but will carry us to the Stanley Cup!
You bet I'm pumped!!! I just had a green tea!!!
 
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RE: Everyone Panic! (a Lighthearted Post)

Wed May 04, 2011 5:57 am

Quoting seb146 (Reply 37):
I keep mine with me at all times. Towel Power 2K10 and Lou will give us some panic moments but will carry us to the Stanley Cup!

I panic every time someone says this! How many more overtimes can ones heart endure? At least we scored three goals in one game...
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