Five Word Story Thread: 2015 Edition

iowaman · Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:07 am

To continue on:

Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 584):
the threads on Putin's nuts.

2707200X · Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:10 am

Quoting iowaman (Thread starter):
Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 584):
the threads on Putin's nuts.

are radioactive and are green.

teme82 · Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:25 am

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 1):

are radioactive and are green.

They hold special purpose on

2707200X · Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:33 pm

Quoting teme82 (Reply 2):
They hold special purpose on

giving him additional testosterone and

LFutia · Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:57 am

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 3):
giving him additional testosterone and

I took a big dump

Leo/ORD

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lapper · Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:19 pm

to see how Putin's orbs

2707200X · Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:59 pm

Quoting lapper (Reply 5):
to see how Putin's orbs

look like. Putin later traveled

WarRI1 · Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:24 pm

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 6):
look like. Putin later traveled

to the Headquarters of KGB.

YVRLTN · Fri Jan 09, 2015 11:28 pm

Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 7):
to the Headquarters of KGB.

Where he whipped them out

WarRI1 · Sat Jan 10, 2015 1:17 am

Quoting YVRLTN (Reply 8):
Where he whipped them out

to show all his power.

2707200X · Sat Jan 10, 2015 7:11 am

Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 9):
to show all his power.

They came back and threw...

lapper · Sat Jan 10, 2015 10:20 am

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 10):

His prize gonads on a

YVRLTN · Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:10 pm

Quoting lapper (Reply 11):
His prize gonads on a

One inch square paper plate

flyingturtle · Sat Jan 10, 2015 9:44 pm

Quoting YVRLTN (Reply 12):
One inch square paper plate

and put the resulting piece

WarRI1 · Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:36 am

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 13):
and put the resulting piece

in a vice and Squeezed.

teme82 · Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:59 am

Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 14):
in a vice and Squeezed.

The living daylights out of

WarRI1 · Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:48 am

Quoting teme82 (Reply 15):
The living daylights out of

Putin's own private jewel collection.

kaitak · Sun Jan 11, 2015 5:31 am

He uttered a few obscenities

2707200X · Sun Jan 11, 2015 6:06 am

Quoting kaitak (Reply 17):
He uttered a few obscenities

That he hoped no one...

flyingturtle · Sun Jan 11, 2015 10:29 am

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 18):
That he hoped no one...

at the NSA would hear

teme82 · Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:42 am

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 19):
at the NSA would hear

but they did and launched

flyingturtle · Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:25 pm

Quoting teme82 (Reply 20):
but they did and launched

an urgently furious military action

lapper · Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:22 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 21):
an urgently furious military action

aimed squarely at his gentlemen's

flyingturtle · Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:25 pm

Quoting lapper (Reply 22):
aimed squarely at his gentlemen's

bare-knuckled, die-hard, vodka-burping, fur-poncho-clothed beasts

LFutia · Sun Jan 11, 2015 3:44 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 23):
bare-knuckled, die-hard, vodka-burping, fur-poncho-clothed beasts

while watching gay midget porn

Leo/ORD

2707200X · Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:01 pm

Quoting LFutia (Reply 24):
while watching gay midget porn

he did't want his girl

Ncfc99 · Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:01 pm

Quoting LFutia (Reply 24):
while watching gay midget porn

he saw his brother performing

flyingturtle · Sun Jan 11, 2015 8:25 pm

Quoting ncfc99 (Reply 26):
he saw his brother performing

something that shall remain unnamed

WarRI1 · Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:25 am

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 27):
something that shall remain unnamed

because it was top secret.

2707200X · Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:33 am

Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 28):
because it was top secret.

But Putin found out anyway.

flyingturtle · Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:08 pm

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 29):
But Putin found out anyway.

He uploaded his own gay

2707200X · Mon Jan 12, 2015 7:27 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 30):
He uploaded his own gay

video, even though he had

WarRI1 · Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:50 am

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 31):
video, even though he had

been banned from You Tube.

2707200X · Tue Jan 13, 2015 5:15 am

Quoting WarRI1 (Reply 32):
been banned from You Tube.

Putin later said the video...

flyingturtle · Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:32 am

was a scholar documentary epic

2707200X · Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:02 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 34):
was a scholar documentary epic

of him driving a tank

flyingturtle · Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:43 pm

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 35):
of him driving a tank

over three helpless hungry orphans

2707200X · Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:49 am

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 36):
over three helpless hungry orphans

he also ate them for...

flyingturtle · Wed Jan 14, 2015 9:16 am

breakfast, and then proceeded to

teme82 · Wed Jan 14, 2015 10:46 am

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 38):
breakfast, and then proceeded to

having shower at his private

flyingturtle · Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:20 am

Quoting teme82 (Reply 39):
having shower at his private

publicly viewable mixed nude sauna

2707200X · Wed Jan 14, 2015 11:48 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 40):
publicly viewable mixed nude sauna

Then he went to the

flyingturtle · Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:11 pm

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 41):
Then he went to the

Madame Tussaud's wax figures cabinet

kaitak · Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:23 pm

and saw that his waxwork

flyingturtle · Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:54 pm

Quoting kaitak (Reply 43):
and saw that his waxwork

glistened and shone in the

2707200X · Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:13 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 44):
glistened and shone in the

in it's own custom pantheon.

flyingturtle · Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:52 pm

Quoting 2707200X (Reply 45):
in it's own custom pantheon.

He looked into the eyes

kaitak · Thu Jan 15, 2015 10:31 pm

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 46):
He looked into the eyes

which were dark and cold

flyingturtle · Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:46 am

Quoting kaitak (Reply 47):
which were dark and cold

and reflected the dark abyss

WarRI1 · Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:48 am

Quoting flyingturtle (Reply 48):
and reflected the dark abyss

of the KGB mind set.

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