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Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:05 pm
by LAX772LR
It's not a doll, it's not a statue.

She's "the living Barbie," Valeria Lukyanova...

https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/61459_10101764843975555_249502182_n.jpg?oh=653c8c3aa1060175fb4f7d4f2ec1bf77&oe=56BEB142


...who after six-figures worth of plastic surgery (including 2 removed ribs!) has 'officially' become the first known woman to have the dimensionally-scaled measurements of a real Barbie doll:

38DD-19-35 (Lukyanova) vs 38DD-18-33 (Barbie, scaled to the same height).

Crazy.

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Before anyone asks: the eye effect is created simply through oversized contacts + eyeshadow above and below the eye line.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:15 pm
by ArmitageShanks
God, isn't mental illness sexy!

[Edited 2015-11-11 11:15:14]

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:23 pm
by Kiwirob
Worth shagging just for the freak factor alone.



My daughters Barbies don't have abs though.


RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 7:34 pm
by MrHMSH
That is terrifying in concept and in reality.

That said...

Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 2):
Worth shagging just for the freak factor alone.

 

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:09 pm
by Acheron
Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 2):
Worth shagging just for the freak factor alone.

I wouldn't just on the most likely fact that she must be as creative in bed as an actual Barbie doll i.e:completely motionless.

So, might as well get an actual sex doll. At least you don't have to take it out on dates...

[Edited 2015-11-11 13:10:28]

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:19 pm
by vikkyvik
Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 2):
Worth shagging just for the freak factor alone.

Ugh, no. I'd be afraid she'd snap in half.

To each his/her own, and if she's happy, more power to her. But that is disgusting.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 9:30 pm
by Kiwirob
Quoting Acheron (Reply 4):
At least you don't have to take it out on dates...

Who said anything about taking her out on a date?

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:00 pm
by DLFREEBIRD
so much to talk about, lol i don't know where to begin.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2015 11:46 pm
by wingman
Thanks for that, I just threw up all over my Mac.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:15 am
by BestWestern
The perfect chat up line...

Hi. My name is Ken.

Where I live is a 50 something lady who believes she is still in her twenties - and the effect is something quite hideous - underneath all the surgery and stuff is probably a very lovely person, but none the less....

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:43 am
by A332DTW
How does someone survive surgery that extensive? I see no room for a stomach there, let alone any other organs.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 12:54 am
by DeltaMD90
I'd probably tap dat, given the opportunity. It's pretty freaky though.

As long as it's not harming her and she likes looking like that, more power to her I guess

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:15 am
by EA CO AS
http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/Cousin+or+not+i+d+hit+that++_75efcacf5fa404eb6d7b5b905e3c1dad.jpg

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:42 am
by allrite
I thought we were talking about cannibalism with a Weber. And no, I haven't seen that.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:15 am
by LAX772LR
Quoting allrite (Reply 13):
I thought we were talking about cannibalism with a Weber. And no, I haven't seen that.

    
Apologies to all the Aussies out there!

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:22 am
by LAX772LR
BTW, in case anyone was wondering:


RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:10 am
by vikkyvik
Quoting LAX772LR (Reply 15):
BTW, in case anyone was wondering:

That's a freaking shame.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:06 am
by jetwet1
As a hetrosexual male living in Vegas, yes i've seen some stunning women, but for me, she went to far, though if she is happy, it's none of my business.

Quoting Acheron (Reply 4):
I wouldn't just on the most likely fact that she must be as creative in bed as an actual Barbie doll i.e:completely motionless.

You never know, i've been lucky enough to date two women who were Playboy centerfolds, one was as you describe, the other, wow, you just never know.

Quoting vikkyvik (Reply 16):
That's a freaking shame.

I agree.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 7:20 am
by Kiwirob
Quoting vikkyvik (Reply 16):
That's a freaking shame.

Yup the before is a dead ringer for an ex girlfriend of mine, it was a shameful time she was Australian.

Quoting jetwet1 (Reply 17):
i've been lucky enough to date two women who were Playboy centerfolds

Now you have to tell us which month and year?

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:30 am
by BestWestern
One was his miss June 1968 and the other was called Pam.  

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 4:35 pm
by slider
Quoting vikkyvik (Reply 16):
That's a freaking shame.

yeah, she was actually more attractive before than after.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 5:31 pm
by jetwet1
Quoting BestWestern (Reply 19):
One was his miss June 1968 and the other was called Pam

I'm not nearly that old lol

Kristina Elliott and Holly Whit

[Edited 2015-11-12 09:34:48]

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 6:00 pm
by LAX772LR
Aside from her obvious dysmorphia, remorseless racism, and generally kooky statements (she claims to be able to digest air+light, and thus not need food).....

.....a redeeming quality that she DOES have, is that she's got an absolutely *amazing* voice.
Check out her YouTube for some clips of her singing; very few humans can do anything approaching that.

In fact, that's how all of this started: she was the breakout star of the Ukrainian opera, and used the money for the surgeries.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:39 pm
by zippyjet
I bet she drives a Porsche but can't spell VW to save her soul. Go to South Beach and LA and you'll see many more of them.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:03 pm
by ArmitageShanks
Quoting LAX772LR (Reply 22):
In fact, that's how all of this started: she was the breakout star of the Ukrainian opera, and used the money for the surgeries.

I think it goes back a little farther than that. A breathy uncle getting a little too friendly me thinks.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:44 am
by LAX772LR
Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 24):
A breathy uncle getting a little too friendly me thinks.

  

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:12 am
by rwessel
Quoting LAX772LR (Thread starter):
who after six-figures worth of plastic surgery (including 2 removed ribs!)

How can it be medically ethical to remove a couple of ribs for (bad) cosmetic reasons?

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:30 am
by DLFREEBIRD
Quoting rwessel (Reply 26):
How can it be medically ethical to remove a couple of ribs for (bad) cosmetic reasons?

happens all the time in the Ballet world. my sister was told by her dance instructor that she should have my nieces bottom ribs removed to advance her chances, since my niece body type is not stereotypical ballerina figure.
She has the long legs, but a short waist.

She didn't do it, but many young girls will.

[Edited 2015-11-12 22:33:49]

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:45 am
by rwessel
Quoting DLFREEBIRD (Reply 27):
happens all the time in the Ballet world

I just have a hard time believing that. A little poking around the Internet seems to indicate that the procedure is more urban legend than reality; although a few people seem to make a case that they've actually done it. And if it happens, it's in non-US medical facilities.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 7:21 am
by LAX772LR
Quoting rwessel (Reply 28):
And if it happens, it's in non-US medical facilities.

Which isn't exactly a stretch, considering she's not from/in the USA.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:00 am
by Kiwirob
Quoting rwessel (Reply 26):
How can it be medically ethical to remove a couple of ribs for (bad) cosmetic reasons?

I don't know, how can it be medically ethical for all those men who remove there fully functional penis for cosmetic reasons, but not Bruce he's still packing.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:06 am
by DLFREEBIRD
I know it's shocking, We are talking about prestigious ballet company, that's very hard to get into. both my sister and a co-workers daughter were told the same thing 4 years apart and they acted like it was no big deal.

it's called rib re-sectioning, and they perform the surgery in Mexico. to remove the floating ribs. The woman in this article had two ribs removed.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 8:51 am
by rwessel
Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 30):
how can it be medically ethical for all those men who remove there fully functional penis for cosmetic reasons

I doubt that gender reassignment surgery is considered cosmetic.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:53 am
by Max Q
Is this a human Barbie or Trump's wife ?

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:38 am
by Kiwirob
Quoting rwessel (Reply 32):
I doubt that gender reassignment surgery is considered cosmetic.

It's the ultimate in cosmetic surgery.

There is no difference between what this women has done and what Bruce did, they have both transformed themselves into something which they were not born to be.

[Edited 2015-11-13 03:40:40]

Here surgeons are better as well, she looks far more like a Barbie than Bruce does female.


[Edited 2015-11-13 03:42:10]

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 1:11 pm
by flyingturtle
Quoting LAX772LR (Reply 15):

She looked cute before. Looks completely artificial afterwards. Uuuugh.


Quoting Max Q (Reply 33):
Is this a human Barbie or Trump's wife ?

I very much hope it's the latter. Then her surgery had a meaning at least... of some kind...


David

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 4:29 pm
by bhill
Give it a decade.....she will look like a smurf.....

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 6:20 pm
by LAX772LR
Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 30):
I don't know, how can it be medically ethical for all those men who remove there fully functional penis for cosmetic reasons, but not Bruce he's still packing.

You have a rather creepy obsession with that person... like seriously.


Quoting DLFREEBIRD (Reply 31):
it's called rib re-sectioning, and they perform the surgery in Mexico.

Also heard of it being done in Thailand and Indonesia.

Quoting rwessel (Reply 32):
I doubt that gender reassignment surgery is considered cosmetic.

  

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 10:22 am
by Kiwirob
Quoting LAX772LR (Reply 37):
You have a rather creepy obsession with that person... like seriously.

Not really he's just a prime example of someone doing something really stupid and was on the news at the time I made this post.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 1:05 pm
by Aeroflot777
Quoting DLFREEBIRD (Reply 27):
happens all the time in the Ballet world.

Utter rubbish. I work in the ballet industry and have spent my whole life around ballet since the day I was born due to the nature of my parents' profession. Most of my friends and acquaintances are principal and soloist level dancers and choreographers from The Royal Ballet, American Ballet Theater, New York City Ballet, Paris Opera Ballet, English National Ballet, San Francisco Ballet, The Joffrey, The Bolshoi Theater, The Australian Ballet and the Mariinsky. What you say, does NOT happen in the Ballet world.

If your family, as you say, were told that upon admission to a "prestigious" ballet school (mind you I use the word school, because by the time you are admitted to an actual company, and a prestigious one at that, you are in your late teens and have gone through over a decade of rigorous training, so removing ribs or having ANY type of surgery as a suggestion of your admission to the institution is ludicrous and simply untrue), then I certainly hope they filed a complaint about said individual.

Quoting rwessel (Reply 28):
I just have a hard time believing that. A little poking around the Internet seems to indicate that the procedure is more urban legend than reality;

Exactly.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 4:49 pm
by Boeing717200
Creepy.





RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:08 pm
by WIederling
Quoting rwessel (Reply 26):
How can it be medically ethical to remove a couple of ribs for (bad) cosmetic reasons?

In some cultures, I've been told, profit is the most ethical reason ever.

Something like the zeroth commandment  

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:33 pm
by Okie
Where I worked years ago there was a lady that had about artificial everything.
Sometimes a wig sometime not. Had a set of bolt-ons on her chest. Looked like she bought her eyelashes at the paint brush department at the Home Depot.
Appeared she installed her make up with a trowel.

Okie's thought was her significant other while waiting for her to take off all that before bed would yell, "when you get to the part that I want just throw it over into bed".



Okie

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 5:39 pm
by WIederling
Quoting Okie (Reply 42):
Okie

ROFL.

you don't think they do it "no lighty, no touchy"  

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 10:53 am
by Max Q
Quoting Okie (Reply 42):
Okie's thought was her significant other while waiting for her to take off all that before bed would yell, "when you get to the part that I want just throw it over into bed".

If that didn't get her in the mood I don't know what would      

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 1:15 am
by LAX772LR
Quoting KiwiRob (Reply 34):
Here surgeons are better as well, she looks far more like a Barbie than Bruce does female.

Good lord, just come out already and admit you want to diddle Caitlyn.  

NO ONE obsesses that much over what anyone else is doing, without some manner of strange attraction.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 2:41 am
by DLFREEBIRD
Quoting Aeroflot777 (Reply 39):
Utter rubbish. I work in the ballet industry. What you say, does NOT happen in the Ballet world.

Please note, the undertone of this thread, is that women are doing things to their bodies to fit a classic body ideals, that biologically they weren't meant to have.


If you are influential in the Ballet world. I hope you work to change it. I'm sick and tired of those in your industry judging young girls body shapes, simply because they do not have the so called "classic ballerina" shape. the " unspoken competitiveness" in that industry has driven many young girls into developing unhealthy eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia or are you going to deny that as well?

Personally, i don't know which one is worse suggesting to a already thin girl to lose more weight or suggesting that they have a rib removed. They both sound barbaric to me.

so, that's two people that believe it's a urban legend. Great, will you please call CBS news and tell them
they don't know what they are talking about.

http://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/14-most-shocking-beauty-treatments/8/

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 9:44 am
by Aeroflot777
Quoting DLFREEBIRD (Reply 46):
the " unspoken competitiveness" in that industry has driven many young girls into developing unhealthy eating disorders such as anorexia and bulimia or are you going to deny that as well?

There's nothing to deny. There are many girls who face peer pressure to be skinny and beautiful, this happens in all industries and not just ballet. But unsurprisingly enough, those that are at the top of their game know that their training is both as physical as it is mental. And guess what, most prima ballerinas that I know eat more than the average male at times   They are in the studio sometimes more than 10 hours a day, followed by a show, they are burning thousands of calories a day.

Ballerinas and male dancers come in all shapes and sizes and the ones that make it all the way know how to use that to their advantage. Out of seriously hundreds of professional dancers that I know, only one has struggled with anorexia, and even that was as a result of problems in her marriage rather than ballet itself. It's out there, but way more common amongst young girls facing scrutiny by their friends than any instructors or ballet masters.

Quoting DLFREEBIRD (Reply 46):
so, that's two people that believe it's a urban legend. Great, will you please call CBS news and tell them
they don't know what they are talking about.

No one is denying that it happens. You can find all kinds of crap in this world. One comment was just saying that it doesn't happen as often as you stated it does in general. And my comment was saying that it doesn't "happen all the time" in the ballet world, like you put it. Very isolated instances at most maybe, and even a handful of those examples in the prestigious circles of ballet would be incredibly hard to find.

RE: Ever Seen A Human Barbie?

Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:32 pm
by DLFREEBIRD
So ballet dancers with eating disorders are a urban legend in "your " ballet world as well. Good to know.