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Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:01 am

https://news.yahoo.com/she-wanted-night ... 25581.html
She wanted a late-night hookup, but he fell asleep. So she burned his house down, police say.

Well, Generation Lost It! ... has arrived!

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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:35 am

To be fair "I fell asleep" or "my phone died' is the oldest trick in the book :rotfl:
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:52 am

A "reasonable" response...
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:08 am

Rookie mistake, but hopefully one he won't forget soon. Everybody knows you never let "side stuff" know where you live.
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:33 am

TSS wrote:
Rookie mistake, but hopefully one he won't forget soon. Everybody knows you never let "side stuff" know where you live.


Exactly! That and they're given the 2nd phone number!

Glad the moron survived, along with his helpless pooch.

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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:00 am

Wow. I mean I know what it’s like to be “ready” and then dude falls asleep. It is pretty frustrating but damn. It’s not worth going to prison for the rest of my life! No $/@& is worth that.
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:41 pm

Never put it in crazy!
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:48 pm

BN747 wrote:
https://news.yahoo.com/she-wanted-night-hookup-fell-200525581.html
She wanted a late-night hookup, but he fell asleep. So she burned his house down, police say.

Well, Generation Lost It! ... has arrived!

BN747


I take it you never said "no" to a woman that offered unconditional sex ..... The crazy you get scales with her hotness...

I guess on that scale she is a bit above average...

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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:28 pm

Must be error in story, said it happened in New Jersey, this has Florida resident written all over it
 
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:40 pm

Apparently it's the second time it happens in the city, and the women both bought matches at the same gas station !

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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:47 pm

TWA772LR wrote:
Never put it in crazy!


That's great as a rule, but temptations to break or at least bend that rule abound. Dating Expert Barney Stinson explains:

"The Crazy / Hot Graph"- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADosF3XoQ

dmg626 wrote:
Must be error in story, said it happened in New Jersey, this has Florida resident written all over it


You do realize that Florida from Orlando on down is considered to be the southernmost borough of New York City, right? As such, some bleed-over between there and New Jersey is inevitable.
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Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:15 pm

Ain't no call like a booty call!!!!!!!
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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sun Aug 18, 2019 2:53 am

tommy1808 wrote:
BN747 wrote:
https://news.yahoo.com/she-wanted-night-hookup-fell-200525581.html
She wanted a late-night hookup, but he fell asleep. So she burned his house down, police say.

Well, Generation Lost It! ... has arrived!

BN747


I take it you never said "no" to a woman that offered unconditional sex ..... The crazy you get scales with her hotness...

I guess on that scale she is a bit above average...

Best regards
Thomas


"I take it you never said "no" to a woman that offered unconditional sex ....."[/

Yes twice...not 'no' in the sense you mean it, but the 'no' in the sense of "I can't". Why?

Reason: Coke Dick.
...and no matter how much porn you apply to get on track...if your DNA designs attract Coke Dick, your best porn won't do a thing to help. Quitting is the only option, if you like using your tool.

Anyone familiar with the downside usage of cocaine...is Coke Dick. To get back to normal. you'd better quit ASAP!
That plus the number #1 reason - A girl arriving late to one of my After parties (as in after the Bars shutdown) told me she got pulled over by the cops.

Officer: Why are you two ladies in such hurry?
Chick: Just to a friends' party...
Officer: Would that be an BN747's house? (used my first name of course)/
Chick: What, how....

Me:He said it just like that??? Using my name???
Chick: Exactly!

Me: (10 minutes later - kills music) Everybody Get the F--K OUT! Now!

Cold turkey, no alcohol - even beer for 20 years! Today..maybe 4 beers a year and a joint every few days - it's purely medical - wink wink...

You last me here Tommy [i] The crazy you get scales with her hotness...

I guess on that scale she is a bit above average...


I've been stalked, but not to the point of someone waiting to burn me out of my home. Threatened to be killed by some drunken idiots (because my door guys would let them into the parties) but no house burnings.


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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sun Aug 18, 2019 9:46 am

jdstJD wrote:
Wow. I mean I know what it’s like to be “ready” and then dude falls asleep. It is pretty frustrating but damn. It’s not worth going to prison for the rest of my life! No $/@& is worth that.


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Re: Late Nite Booty Call results in Him falling Asleep:She Burns His Place to the Ground

Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:01 pm

WIederling wrote:
jdstJD wrote:
Wow. I mean I know what it’s like to be “ready” and then dude falls asleep. It is pretty frustrating but damn. It’s not worth going to prison for the rest of my life! No $/@& is worth that.


Remember that Lady Astronaut that went on a killing spree in diapers?
What a hoot!


Yes I remember that. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
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