Five Word Story Thread - Q2 2020

aeromoe · Thu May 07, 2020 2:51 am

WarRI1 wrote:
readytotaxi wrote:
Everything has a home, but.........

after this fiasco many more...........

and I mean MANY MORE....

Maloak33 · Thu May 07, 2020 4:50 am

Single socks starts to appear...

readytotaxi · Thu May 07, 2020 9:10 am

begging the question, where the...............

Maloak33 · Thu May 07, 2020 9:43 am

Underwear should go when you…

WarRI1 · Fri May 08, 2020 2:03 am

Maloak33 wrote:
Underwear should go when you…

take a shower and then.............

2707200X · Fri May 08, 2020 9:27 am

Put on clean clothes when you..............

readytotaxi · Fri May 08, 2020 4:28 pm

are dry, remember your mum..........

aeromoe · Fri May 08, 2020 9:07 pm

readytotaxi wrote:
are dry, remember your mum..........

ahem, mom...will be there......

Maloak33 · Sat May 09, 2020 2:58 am

Even when you least expect…

readytotaxi · Sat May 09, 2020 10:28 am

so be good or else........

WarRI1 · Sun May 10, 2020 2:35 am

readytotaxi wrote:
so be good or else........

Mom will know you did..........

Maloak33 · Sun May 10, 2020 3:14 am

That thing last summer with…

readytotaxi · Sun May 10, 2020 2:20 pm

Lusty Lisa in the barn............

WarRI1 · Mon May 11, 2020 1:39 am

readytotaxi wrote:
Lusty Lisa in the barn............

which will get you in..........

readytotaxi · Mon May 11, 2020 3:54 pm

to trouble with her dad...............

WarRI1 · Tue May 12, 2020 1:32 am

readytotaxi wrote:
to trouble with her dad...............

who weighs three hundred pounds............

2707200X · Tue May 12, 2020 9:52 am

and is quick to anger........

readytotaxi · Tue May 12, 2020 3:41 pm

over his daughters virginity being...........

aeromoe · Tue May 12, 2020 11:48 pm

readytotaxi wrote:
over his daughters virginity being...........

mysteriously and totally ignored by...

WarRI1 · Wed May 13, 2020 12:44 am

aeromoe wrote:
readytotaxi wrote:
over his daughters virginity being...........

mysteriously and totally ignored by...

the guy who is involved...........

aeromoe · Wed May 13, 2020 1:34 am

WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
readytotaxi wrote:
over his daughters virginity being...........

mysteriously and totally ignored by...

the guy who is involved...........

with deflowering nearly every other...

WarRI1 · Wed May 13, 2020 1:37 am

aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:

mysteriously and totally ignored by...

the guy who is involved...........

with deflowering nearly every other...

garden because he sells them.............

aeromoe · Wed May 13, 2020 1:57 am

WarRI1 wrote:
garden because he sells them.............

at nearly rock bottom prices...

WarRI1 · Wed May 13, 2020 2:00 am

aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
garden because he sells them.............

at nearly rock bottom prices...

because he wants to keep............

aeromoe · Wed May 13, 2020 3:07 am

WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
garden because he sells them.............

at nearly rock bottom prices...

because he wants to keep............

the masses happy with something...

WarRI1 · Wed May 13, 2020 3:17 am

aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:

at nearly rock bottom prices...

because he wants to keep............

the masses happy with something...

because they have less than...................

aeromoe · Wed May 13, 2020 5:07 am

WarRI1 wrote:
because they have less than...................

or is it more than...

readytotaxi · Wed May 13, 2020 12:26 pm

someone else, the super rich..........

aeromoe · Thu May 14, 2020 12:00 am

readytotaxi wrote:
someone else, the super rich..........

pay more taxes than me...

WarRI1 · Thu May 14, 2020 1:33 am

aeromoe wrote:
readytotaxi wrote:
someone else, the super rich..........

pay more taxes than me...

and with their tax breaks..............

aeromoe · Thu May 14, 2020 2:44 am

WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
readytotaxi wrote:
someone else, the super rich..........

pay more taxes than me...

and with their tax breaks..............

STILL pay more than me...

WarRI1 · Thu May 14, 2020 3:05 am

aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:

pay more taxes than me...

and with their tax breaks..............

STILL pay more than me...

and for sure live better........

Maloak33 · Thu May 14, 2020 3:48 am

With the option of a…

readytotaxi · Thu May 14, 2020 8:00 am

comfortable retirement, while most others....

Maloak33 · Thu May 14, 2020 9:23 am

Are eating the cake that…

aeromoe · Thu May 14, 2020 11:08 pm

Maloak33 wrote:
Are eating the cake that…

sweet Old Mother Hubbard baked...

WarRI1 · Fri May 15, 2020 1:13 am

aeromoe wrote:
Maloak33 wrote:
Are eating the cake that…

sweet Old Mother Hubbard baked...

for the dog who loved..............

aeromoe · Fri May 15, 2020 2:27 am

WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
Maloak33 wrote:
Are eating the cake that…

sweet Old Mother Hubbard baked...

for the dog who loved..............

to just sit and watch...

WarRI1 · Fri May 15, 2020 2:59 am

aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:

sweet Old Mother Hubbard baked...

for the dog who loved..............

to just sit and watch...

the baking to begin so................

aeromoe · Fri May 15, 2020 3:03 am

WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:

for the dog who loved..............

to just sit and watch...

the baking to begin so................

tail wagging like a metronome...

WarRI1 · Fri May 15, 2020 3:07 am

aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:

to just sit and watch...

the baking to begin so................

tail wagging as a metronome...

and he has good timing..........

aeromoe · Fri May 15, 2020 3:30 am

WarRI1 wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
WarRI1 wrote:

the baking to begin so................

tail wagging like a metronome...

and he has good timing..........

thus knowing exactly when the...

readytotaxi · Fri May 15, 2020 1:27 pm

food is ready and the..........

aeromoe · Sat May 16, 2020 12:08 am

readytotaxi wrote:
food is ready and the..........

masses expect to be spoon...

WarRI1 · Sat May 16, 2020 1:49 am

aeromoe wrote:
readytotaxi wrote:
food is ready and the..........

masses expect to be spoon...

fed because incompetent leadership caused...........

readytotaxi · Sat May 16, 2020 8:19 am

the situation, you'd have thought.......

VapourTrails · Sat May 16, 2020 8:50 am

readytotaxi wrote:
the situation, you'd have thought.......

...the log fire was too...

Maloak33 · Sat May 16, 2020 3:38 pm

...big for the camping site..

WarRI1 · Sun May 17, 2020 1:57 am

Maloak33 wrote:
...big for the camping site..

because the fire is roaring...........

2707200X · Sun May 17, 2020 10:18 am

and the flame sparks are..........

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