Five Word Story Thread - Q2 2021

Aircellist · Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:06 pm

OzarkD9S wrote:
nervous system at light speed...

Man, I soiled my pants!

OzarkD9S · Fri Apr 23, 2021 9:09 pm

Thank God I have Depends.

readytotaxi · Sat Apr 24, 2021 4:42 pm

Do they capture the smell?

Virtual737 · Sat Apr 24, 2021 5:10 pm

I hope so, because Wendy

OzarkD9S · Sun Apr 25, 2021 11:41 am

with the obnoxious body odor

2707200X · Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:25 am

went to Wendy's for a,,,..

aeromoe · Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:27 pm

2707200X wrote:
went to Wendy's for a,,,..

bit of her hot and...

readytotaxi · Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:24 am

spicy lunchtime snack when suddenly......

Aircellist · Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:34 pm

it happened all over again!

aeromoe · Tue Apr 27, 2021 6:11 pm

Aircellist wrote:
it happened all over again!

Second verse...same as first...

Aircellist · Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:42 pm

aeromoe wrote:
Aircellist wrote:
it happened all over again!

Second verse...same as first...

(In French, "verse" means "pour"…)

2707200X · Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:32 am

and we pour some champagne.....

Virtual737 · Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:34 am

real champagne, from California, because

Aircellist · Thu Apr 29, 2021 6:53 pm

French champagne is too onerous

aeromoe · Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:25 pm

Aircellist wrote:
French champagne is too onerous

to be able to fully...

OzarkD9S · Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:17 am

taste the subtle notes and...

aeromoe · Fri Apr 30, 2021 12:18 am

then gulp it all down...

Aircellist · Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:01 am

aeromoe wrote:
then gulp it all down...

in an elegant fashion…

aeromoe · Fri Apr 30, 2021 3:33 am

Aircellist wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
then gulp it all down...

in an elegant fashion…

whilst missing a story word...

Aircellist · Fri Apr 30, 2021 4:37 am

(changed my mind while typing…

Aircellist · Fri Apr 30, 2021 4:38 am

…please accept all my apologies)

Aircellist · Fri Apr 30, 2021 4:39 am

Aircellist wrote:
aeromoe wrote:
then gulp it all down...

in quite an elegant fashion…

readytotaxi · Fri Apr 30, 2021 5:58 pm

Enough of this procrastination,

onwards.....

OzarkD9S · Sun May 02, 2021 1:19 am

unto the breach my comrades,

aeromoe · Mon May 03, 2021 7:55 pm

OzarkD9S wrote:
unto the breach my comrades,

for ye shall surely reach...

readytotaxi · Thu May 06, 2021 9:26 am

your goal, and then the....

Aircellist · Thu May 06, 2021 5:25 pm

Regal Fanclub of the Mighty…

aeromoe · Fri May 07, 2021 7:43 pm

Aircellist wrote:
Regal Fanclub of the Mighty…

Mighty Bosstones will surely, unequivocally...

2707200X · Fri May 07, 2021 10:49 pm

get you interested in growly....

readytotaxi · Sat May 08, 2021 7:56 am

old men like Walter Matthau.....

Aircellist · Tue May 11, 2021 8:05 pm

…or even older ones, like…

aeromoe · Tue May 11, 2021 10:39 pm

Keith Richards, Peter Frampton, or...

readytotaxi · Wed May 12, 2021 8:40 am

George Carlin, god rest him....

2707200X · Wed May 12, 2021 9:41 am

because he was sure fanny.....

OzarkD9S · Wed May 12, 2021 1:26 pm

and sociologically spot on, as...

readytotaxi · Wed May 12, 2021 3:37 pm

a standup he led the .....

aeromoe · Thu May 13, 2021 3:46 am

readytotaxi wrote:
a standup he led the .....

other standups to stand up...

alohashirts · Sat May 15, 2021 12:40 am

Everyone knows Trumps’ the best

2707200X · Sat May 15, 2021 1:15 am

on the comedy circuit at...

readytotaxi · Sat May 15, 2021 6:26 pm

Orange Buffoon Land, shame about.....

OzarkD9S · Sat May 15, 2021 7:12 pm

the loss he suffered due...

readytotaxi · Mon May 17, 2021 11:52 am

to people seeing that he....

OzarkD9S · Mon May 17, 2021 1:58 pm

is to governance as feces...

aeromoe · Mon May 17, 2021 9:09 pm

OzarkD9S wrote:
is to governance as feces...

is to other feces round...

OzarkD9S · Tue May 18, 2021 10:40 am

the golden toilet bowl of...

readytotaxi · Tue May 18, 2021 6:05 pm

politics that is the USA.....

alohashirts · Tue May 18, 2021 6:51 pm

Because of creepy Joe Biden

OzarkD9S · Fri May 21, 2021 12:46 am

Who is less of a criminal...

readytotaxi · Fri May 21, 2021 10:08 am

but still needs to be.......

aeromoe · Fri May 21, 2021 4:08 pm

OzarkD9S wrote:
Who is less of a criminal...

readytotaxi wrote:
but still needs to be.......

only five words not six...

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