Five Word Story Thread - Q3 2022

889091 · Sat Sep 10, 2022 12:46 pm

or stored in Area 51

OzarkD9S · Sat Sep 10, 2022 9:59 pm

which is full of creepy

WesternDC6B · Sat Sep 10, 2022 11:32 pm

crawly icky things that bite

889091 · Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:56 am

We really need Steve Irwin

readytotaxi · Sun Sep 11, 2022 1:32 pm

to explain about those "bits"

WesternDC6B · Sun Sep 11, 2022 2:23 pm

And bytes for that matter

889091 · Thu Sep 15, 2022 7:25 am

After booting up his Commodore64

readytotaxi · Thu Sep 15, 2022 3:55 pm

I had one, it was

889091 · Fri Sep 16, 2022 10:12 am

not pre-loaded with massive bloatware

OzarkD9S · Fri Sep 16, 2022 12:36 pm

Dude, I got a Dell

WesternDC6B · Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:14 pm

and it included a farmer

889091 · Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:15 pm

who didn't need a wife

readytotaxi · Fri Sep 16, 2022 3:47 pm

E-I-E-I-O

casinterest · Fri Sep 16, 2022 5:56 pm

readytotaxi wrote:
E-I-E-I-O

Can I buy a consonant

889091 · Fri Sep 16, 2022 6:25 pm

Just give Johnny some cash

WesternDC6B · Sat Sep 17, 2022 6:57 am

And give Eddie some Money

c933103 · Sat Sep 17, 2022 3:19 pm

by getting loyalty from consonant-speàkers

readytotaxi · Sun Sep 18, 2022 8:42 am

Language is a funny thing

889091 · Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:13 pm

Especially if you speak Klingon

OzarkD9S · Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:43 am

which would make you a

WesternDC6B · Mon Sep 19, 2022 9:54 am

person needing to get a life

readytotaxi · Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:03 pm

had a friend who collected

889091 · Thu Sep 22, 2022 5:37 pm

fresh buckets of jet wash

WesternDC6B · Thu Sep 22, 2022 8:18 pm

and some relative bearing grease

readytotaxi · Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:21 am

inorder to formulate an enormous

OzarkD9S · Fri Sep 23, 2022 12:23 pm

toxic lake in his back

WesternDC6B · Fri Sep 23, 2022 5:35 pm

forty at his huge ranch

readytotaxi · Sat Sep 24, 2022 10:09 am

in beautiful Montana where the

c933103 · Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:07 pm

microbe sized aliens are overpopulating

WesternDC6B · Sat Sep 24, 2022 3:41 pm

And they travel in microbe-buses

readytotaxi · Sat Sep 24, 2022 9:13 pm

that put Tesla to shame

WesternDC6B · Sun Sep 25, 2022 1:42 am

Which is easy to do

889091 · Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:40 am

unlike SpaceX which ferried aliens

OzarkD9S · Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:36 am

from Uranus to your big

FatAmy · Sun Sep 25, 2022 3:38 pm

giant house you live in

readytotaxi · Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:08 pm

with the mother-in-law from Hell

WesternDC6B · Sun Sep 25, 2022 11:29 pm

in rooms over the garage

OzarkD9S · Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:12 pm

quite cozy actually, with pretty

WesternDC6B · Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:47 pm

lace curtains and pretty flowers

889091 · Tue Sep 27, 2022 9:45 am

and a 65-inch 4K TV

readytotaxi · Tue Sep 27, 2022 2:45 pm

she likes it up there

OzarkD9S · Wed Sep 28, 2022 9:56 am

because its hell down here

readytotaxi · Wed Sep 28, 2022 4:23 pm

with all this weird weather

889091 · Wed Sep 28, 2022 6:53 pm

due to streaming Weird Science

WesternDC6B · Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:00 am

or hearing Ask Doctor Science

889091 · Sat Oct 01, 2022 6:32 am

much better than asking Dr.Phil...

readytotaxi · Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:38 am

or the village witch doctor

WesternDC6B · Sat Oct 01, 2022 9:38 am

about growing a bushy mustache

Boeing757100 · Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:57 am

that has crapload of dandruff

WesternDC6B · Sat Oct 01, 2022 4:54 pm

Because he never combs it

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