Five Word Story Thread - Q3 2022

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Last 5 words - light up a Marlboro cigarette

c933103 · Thu Jun 30, 2022 5:25 pm

and also the neighbor's house

readytotaxi · Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:20 am

by accident when I forgot

WesternDC6B · Fri Jul 01, 2022 1:17 pm

to put it completely out

OzarkD9S · Fri Jul 01, 2022 4:50 pm

so the house burned down

889091 · Fri Jul 01, 2022 6:20 pm

...setting off a large bushfire

WesternDC6B · Fri Jul 01, 2022 8:57 pm

of absolutely epic proportions

readytotaxi · Sat Jul 02, 2022 8:29 am

but the upside of this

889091 · Sat Jul 02, 2022 1:16 pm

- my heating bills are cheaper

OzarkD9S · Mon Jul 04, 2022 2:09 pm

and the lawn mowed itself

c933103 · Mon Jul 04, 2022 10:27 pm

Charges was manslaughter not murder,

readytotaxi · Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:49 am

that's good news for the

OzarkD9S · Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:08 am

insurance company that covered the

889091 · Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:49 pm

legalities of Sonic the Hedgehog

readytotaxi · Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:04 pm

a prickly customer, maybe the

889091 · Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:41 pm

pricks started the ensuing fire

OzarkD9S · Thu Jul 07, 2022 10:56 pm

were bored because they lacked

readytotaxi · Fri Jul 08, 2022 8:44 am

imagination, a wonderful human faculty

889091 · Sat Jul 09, 2022 9:48 pm

being impeded by social media....

c933103 · Sun Jul 10, 2022 2:45 am

and affected non-human also

readytotaxi · Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:07 am

then time for a change

OzarkD9S · Sun Jul 10, 2022 1:49 pm

so let's all unplug and

WesternDC6B · Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:11 pm

play you instrument of choice

OzarkD9S · Sun Jul 10, 2022 8:26 pm

which can be taken several

readytotaxi · Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:09 am

ways, nudge nudge,wink wink

OzarkD9S · Mon Jul 11, 2022 3:58 pm

say no more, My pectoral

Strebav8or · Mon Jul 11, 2022 7:09 pm

is slowly beginning to rot

readytotaxi · Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:48 am

Formaldehyde will preserve that, just

OzarkD9S · Tue Jul 12, 2022 10:42 am

buy a sports bra just

889091 · Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:53 pm

large enough to defy gravity

readytotaxi · Wed Jul 13, 2022 10:01 am

and embrace your feminine side

c933103 · Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:36 am

which still need muscle power.

oldJoe · Wed Jul 13, 2022 5:55 pm

which not everyone has, however

889091 · Wed Jul 13, 2022 8:37 pm

that's why they use testosterone

readytotaxi · Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:36 am

while Witch Doctors would prescribe

OzarkD9S · Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:27 pm

a potent regimen of chipmunk

WesternDC6B · Fri Jul 15, 2022 3:17 pm

songs and other awful annoyances

OzarkD9S · Fri Jul 15, 2022 10:10 pm

some of which I love

oldJoe · Fri Jul 15, 2022 11:00 pm

in the future there will

c933103 · Sat Jul 16, 2022 2:30 am

be more conditioned as same

readytotaxi · Sat Jul 16, 2022 8:37 am

sex partners realise they are

OzarkD9S · Sat Jul 16, 2022 11:44 am

incapable of performing some basic

readytotaxi · Wed Jul 20, 2022 3:11 pm

reproduction requirements, time for a

c933103 · Thu Jul 21, 2022 2:22 am

midsummer night's mistimed Christmas party

OzarkD9S · Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:53 pm

or a Saturnalia orgy with

c933103 · Fri Jul 22, 2022 4:12 am

Adversarial Beings of Extraterrestrial Origin!

889091 · Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:07 pm

ET phoned a sex hotline?

readytotaxi · Fri Jul 22, 2022 5:35 pm

No way, ET is asexual

889091 · Sat Jul 23, 2022 6:52 pm

To boldly go where no.....

WesternDC6B · Sat Jul 23, 2022 9:37 pm

One with brains would go

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