Five Word Story Thread - Q3 2022

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Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:54 am

AAB's office - selling him carpets..
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Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:56 am

which he would return because...
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Sun Jul 24, 2022 12:05 pm

they cannot fly; non-magical carpets
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Sun Jul 24, 2022 6:14 pm

The Thief of Bagdad would
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Sun Jul 24, 2022 8:15 pm

disguise the carpets with paint
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Mon Jul 25, 2022 2:16 am

and become Douglas Fairbanks the...
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Mon Jul 25, 2022 9:36 am

honest used carpet salesman of
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Mon Jul 25, 2022 1:08 pm

Baghdad, Carpets that fly may...
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Baghdad, Carpets that fly may...
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Tue Jul 26, 2022 7:49 am

experience turbulence, damaging said paint
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Tue Jul 26, 2022 8:36 am

fear not, the Walmart sale
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Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:24 am

Has no flashing blue light
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Tue Jul 26, 2022 10:13 pm

that was Kmart but whatever.
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Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:19 am

Does old age have bonuses?
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Wed Jul 27, 2022 8:05 pm

Senior discounts, but the body
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Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:55 pm

is in the window seat
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Thu Jul 28, 2022 6:43 am

...with centrally controlled window dimmers
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Thu Jul 28, 2022 9:09 am

making things awkward when you
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Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:16 am

get off you keister and
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Thu Jul 28, 2022 11:05 am

run up stairs, yelling "charrrrge!"
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Fri Jul 29, 2022 4:08 pm

with smartphone and charging adapter....
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Fri Jul 29, 2022 5:29 pm

plugged in the socket, whoops
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Fri Jul 29, 2022 6:28 pm

Terminally uncurable Chuunibyou, that's bad.
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Fri Jul 29, 2022 7:25 pm

Obscure references aside, better to
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Sat Jul 30, 2022 11:40 am

engage brain first before you
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Sat Jul 30, 2022 5:14 pm

ask NumberOne to engage WarpDrive
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Sat Jul 30, 2022 7:27 pm

on a course for nowhere
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Sun Jul 31, 2022 1:39 am

in mind, but going fast
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Sun Jul 31, 2022 8:00 am

and thinking about lunch and
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Sun Jul 31, 2022 5:41 pm

that damned video from Talking Heads
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Mon Aug 01, 2022 6:16 am

on an amazing album that
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Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:49 am

changed the way you thought
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Mon Aug 01, 2022 4:29 pm

about the price of grain
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Mon Aug 01, 2022 8:12 pm

and little brothers you tortured
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Tue Aug 02, 2022 9:09 am

and the lies you told
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Tue Aug 02, 2022 4:11 pm

caused you wish yourself to-the-hell
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Wed Aug 03, 2022 8:04 pm

whilst streaming Meatloaf on Spotify
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Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:22 am

to torture those around you
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Thu Aug 04, 2022 9:41 am

another good torture is to
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Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:20 pm

look for JetWash at Walmart
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Thu Aug 04, 2022 7:43 pm

Or get Skydrol on skin
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 9:56 am

or watch FOX News. Mesopotamia
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:05 am

peeling a mess of potamias
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:42 pm

which enhance your taste buds
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Fri Aug 05, 2022 11:44 pm

unless you have contracted Covid19
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Sat Aug 06, 2022 12:59 am

After having four booster shots
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Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:54 am

produced exclusively by Morton-Thiokol instead
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Sat Aug 06, 2022 9:34 am

just goes to show that
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Sat Aug 06, 2022 9:58 am

fluffy kittens are better than
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Sun Aug 07, 2022 8:13 am

not so fluffy mountain lions
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