The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has accepted an application from a private operator to become a full-fledged commercial airline. The company would focus on Christian missionaries traveling the globe to evangelize.
Of all the crazy things I have ever heard, this is by far the most ludicrous. Granted, there's not much detail here, but it was still good for a laugh.
I was going to add an analogy like "you've got a better chance of _____", but I couldn't think of anything that wasn't political or religious.