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747luvr
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:18 pm

"Hmmmm, I think I might need one more person to help me assemble this last piece together".
 
zamaria
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:19 pm

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

-Z
 
ZakHH
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:20 pm

John had locked the keys inside before, so he used to hide a spare set under the tail fin these days.

"This will be the last time I fly KLM, if they won't fix that #*~§$ front door!"

After 9/11, the security checklists for flights into the US received some serious enhancements.

Hunting the infamous plane-marten.

Famous last words: "Did someone just say 'TWANG'?"
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aircanl1011
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:35 pm

Ok, Im on my Knees, my are closed, what's next?
CYMRU AM BYTH / WALES FOREVER
 
IL96M
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:43 pm

AeroTherapy:

"I used to decapitate dolls as a child..."
 
RAMPRAT980
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:46 pm

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 2):
"Damn, I can't understand these instructions"

Thats because they're written in french
With gun control there can be no democracy.. With gun control there can be no Freedom
 
c5onknees
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:56 pm

We are professionals here! so KIDS don't try this at home.
 
ariis
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:10 pm

"While passengers are being invited onboard, captain does a routine preflight visual inspection to make sure everything is set."
FAO - Flight Activities Officer
 
ariis
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:11 pm

"I don't care everyone but me is having day off, I still have 40 minutes until pushback and I tell ya, this damn plane WILL depart on time."
FAO - Flight Activities Officer
 
AMSGOT
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:35 pm

Quoting Hannigan (Reply 22):
"What the hell? Made in Taiwan?"

Like this one!!  bigthumbsup 

Quoting N723GW (Reply 29):
Hver freaking Fredag natt, "var john, pilotene sagt det et problem. .

Don't get the point of this one... Is it Danish?
Please remain seated!
 
AirIndiaOne
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:58 pm

If those ropes snap, "...im coming home"
"You don't have to be crazy to be in aviation, but it helps", JRD Tata
 
ntspelich
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:42 am

"Now, where'd I put those bolts again?"
United 717 heavy, you're facing the wrong way. Any chance you can powerback to get off of my deice pad?
 
backfire
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:59 am

Look at the registration and tell me if this isn't a picture of guys making a quick BUK.  Wink
 
Morvious
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:06 am

"Nope Jon, No sign of the APU here either!"
have a good day,

HereThen
 
Boeing727flyer
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:11 am

If we had the right screw I would not have to sit up here all days and hold this thing tight to stop it falling off.
Hail the mighty Boeing 727
 
BAtriple7
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:25 am

'tail-end Charlie'

'talk to the a$$, cos the ear ain't listening!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board this KLM flight. Our scheduled departure time is 14:35 local time, as soon as they have put the tail back on the plane. Have a safe and pleasant flight.'
 
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:26 am

"Human pancake machine, version 1.05"
The only time there is too much fuel onboard, is when you're on fire!
 
JakeOrion
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:27 am

"Thanks Joe, appearantly Don thought my @$$ was a vertical stabilizer holder."
Every problem has a simple solution; finding the simple solution is the difficult problem.
 
jumpseatflyer
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:38 am

Peeping into the flight attendant rest area... "Come on, take it off, take it off... Oh... She saw me."
 
LotPilot
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:45 am

"That's what you get for being late for work again".
 
Hannigan
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:10 am

From the Amazing Race - DETOUR - This team member should like to travel high and fast...  Smile
We got planes! We got gates! What the hell!
 
MTY2GVA
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:11 am

"David Copperfield does it again first he crossed the wall of China now he crosses the KLM'S tail WHAT AN ILUSION!!"
Tengo orgullo de ser del norte del mero San Luisito...
 
KBOS
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:18 am

Duct tape should hold this on, no problem........
I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
 
MD80Nut
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:24 am

"Damn it! I wish the cleaning crews would stop sweeping dirt under the vertical stabilizer."

"What does this say? For a good time, call Geena at..."

"Hey, guys, I think I found Jimmy Hofa!"

"I got an idea to mess with their heads. Let's put this 747 vertical stabilizer on an Airbus..."

Cheers, Ralph
Fly Douglas Jets DC-8 / DC-9 / DC-10 / MD80 / MD11 / MD90 / 717
 
SKA380
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:36 am

"I'm sure i saw that torque bits fall down here somewhere!"
 
DarthRandall
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:12 am

Quoting KBOS (Reply 72):
Duct tape should hold this on, no problem........

And remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads all the time and don't even think twice about it.
 
CougarAviator
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:14 am

"never take sides against the family, fredo"....
Failure is not an option.....
 
crjflyer35
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:24 am

Frustrated after years of the kids finding their christmas presents...Dad finally gets creative in choosing a hiding place.
Ok, wait for the RJ to pass, cleared to push tail south Mike, and you're cleared to spin #2 in the push.
 
AirIndiaOne
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:19 am

Look Ma, no vertical stabilizers !
"You don't have to be crazy to be in aviation, but it helps", JRD Tata
 
BWI757
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:27 am

Looks like a preview of a new a.net directed horror movie about a possessed 747 taking out it's revenge on the mechs after being relegated to some offsite museum. The aircraft suffered much pain and humiliation after being disassembled and barged/trucked to it's new location, as opposed to being flown there.....strange things start to happen during the reassembly  Smile

At least the aircraft shots and descriptions will be accurate!

"As Joe peers down the bolt holes, the rudder fin silently swings into place..."
"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BWI757

[Edited 2005-11-07 20:33:02]
"Like stars across the sky, we were born to shine" - Andrea Bocelli
 
Lutenist
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:45 am

It's amazing how much food these hamsters go through in a month.
 
wingman
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:55 am

Stabilizers? We don't need no stinking stabilizers.

Maybe if I just stick my thumb in there everything will be OK.
 
SRT75
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:56 am

"Just finishing up the NOs tanks in the trunk! Hey, Harry, how are the spinners coming?"
 
boeingpride800
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:32 am

"This would be a great place for hide and seek."
 
TinkerBelle
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:56 am

Quoting Hannigan (Reply 22):
"What the hell? Made in Taiwan?"

 bigthumbsup 

Luminous yellow jacket-$13
Steel toe boots -$39
gloves - $7
Peeping @ the ladies room from below the vertical stabilizer- PRICELESS
If you are going through hell, keep going.
 
gladave
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:57 am

'I wonder how those sweedes managed to get it into the box and on the shelf'

:D
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aviopic
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:58 am

So what is wrong with my own remark ? 
It seems that I made some people happy.......   
Thought it would be rejected but I am happy to see there is still place for some fun around here.

Please continue, I am having fun too.
Some of you are even nuttier then I am   

Have fun,
Willem

edit...... Oh KLM has nothing to do with it.

[Edited 2005-11-07 21:59:44]
The truth lives in one’s mind, it doesn’t really exist
 
ASAFA
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:58 am

"Okay, whose idea was it to move the spare key?"

"C'mon breathe! Dammit I'm not going to let you die!"
 
TinkerBelle
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:00 am

'Sh*t Jonnie, the vertical stabilizer is coming down on you but I have some good news. I just saved a bunch of money in car insurance by switching to Geico'
If you are going through hell, keep going.
 
jbmflyer
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:01 am

"well Bob, after $1 million and a complete inspection of the hydraulic systems, we finally found the cause of those erratic rudder movements you were talking about during your last trip"

[Edited 2005-11-07 22:04:13]
A pilots heart, mind and soul stuck in a 8-5 bankers chair.............
 
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TheRedBaron
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:04 am

"They´ll never find the corpse on the trunk of this big plane!"
The best seat in a Plane is the Jumpseat.
 
wrighbrothers
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Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:10 am

1)"Let's see the kids get out of this one"
2) Now, if I were to add some white wall paper, some lovely red furniture and a glass floor, I could make a small fortune out of this one"
3)"Come on Joe, give yourself up, The hide and seek game ended 2 weeks ago"
4)Screw the porta loo  Wink "
5"Since the KLM -AF merge, the companies have found anoter way to cut heads "

Wrighbrothers
Always stand up for what is right, even if it means standing alone..
 
aviopic
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:49 am

Hee guys when you finished laughing about me you can find the PH-BUK story here !

No not in the vertical stab but here.........

https://www.airliners.net/search/phot...bum_creator=Aviopic&disp_order=asc

Have fun,
Willem
The truth lives in one’s mind, it doesn’t really exist
 
Indy
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:55 am

"Swiper no.....


You're too late! You'll never find it now."

lol. Ok I have 3 young kids.  Smile
IND to RDU to OKC in 18 months. This is what my life has become.
 
midnights
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:11 am

what's his seniority date?
 
N908AW
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:13 am

In the time it takes to check for cracks, you could save hundreds on jet insurance.
'Cause you're on ATA again, and on ATA, you're on vacation!
 
Indy
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:18 am

"Whoops... wrong jet"
IND to RDU to OKC in 18 months. This is what my life has become.
 
F27XXX
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:22 am

GET ME DOWN FROM HYAAAAAAAHH!!!
I'M BAAAAAAAACK!
 
Indy
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:24 am

"Some assembly required my ass"
IND to RDU to OKC in 18 months. This is what my life has become.
 
ITGeek
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:33 am

....and in other news today, KLM has found another way to save fuel by discarding superfluous parts of the aircraft.
Fere libenter homines id quod volunt credunt

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