Time For Caption This Photo!

747luvr · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:18 pm

"Hmmmm, I think I might need one more person to help me assemble this last piece together".

zamaria · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:19 pm

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

-Z

ZakHH · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:20 pm

John had locked the keys inside before, so he used to hide a spare set under the tail fin these days.

"This will be the last time I fly KLM, if they won't fix that #*~§$ front door!"

After 9/11, the security checklists for flights into the US received some serious enhancements.

Hunting the infamous plane-marten.

Famous last words: "Did someone just say 'TWANG'?"

aircanl1011 · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:35 pm

Ok, Im on my Knees, my are closed, what's next?

IL96M · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:43 pm

AeroTherapy:

"I used to decapitate dolls as a child..."

RAMPRAT980 · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:46 pm

Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 2):
"Damn, I can't understand these instructions"

Thats because they're written in french

c5onknees · Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:56 pm

We are professionals here! so KIDS don't try this at home.

ariis · Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:10 pm

"While passengers are being invited onboard, captain does a routine preflight visual inspection to make sure everything is set."

ariis · Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:11 pm

"I don't care everyone but me is having day off, I still have 40 minutes until pushback and I tell ya, this damn plane WILL depart on time."

AMSGOT · Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:35 pm

Quoting Hannigan (Reply 22):
"What the hell? Made in Taiwan?"

Like this one!! bigthumbsup

Quoting N723GW (Reply 29):
Hver freaking Fredag natt, "var john, pilotene sagt det et problem. .

Don't get the point of this one... Is it Danish?

AirIndiaOne · Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:58 pm

If those ropes snap, "...im coming home"

ntspelich · Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:42 am

"Now, where'd I put those bolts again?"

backfire · Tue Nov 08, 2005 12:59 am

Look at the registration and tell me if this isn't a picture of guys making a quick BUK. Wink

Morvious · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:06 am

"Nope Jon, No sign of the APU here either!"

Boeing727flyer · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:11 am

If we had the right screw I would not have to sit up here all days and hold this thing tight to stop it falling off.

BAtriple7 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:25 am

'tail-end Charlie'

'talk to the a$$, cos the ear ain't listening!'

'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board this KLM flight. Our scheduled departure time is 14:35 local time, as soon as they have put the tail back on the plane. Have a safe and pleasant flight.'

pilotaydin · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:26 am

"Human pancake machine, version 1.05"

JakeOrion · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:27 am

"Thanks Joe, appearantly Don thought my @$$ was a vertical stabilizer holder."

jumpseatflyer · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:38 am

Peeping into the flight attendant rest area... "Come on, take it off, take it off... Oh... She saw me."

LotPilot · Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:45 am

"That's what you get for being late for work again".

Hannigan · Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:10 am

From the Amazing Race - DETOUR - This team member should like to travel high and fast... Smile

MTY2GVA · Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:11 am

"David Copperfield does it again first he crossed the wall of China now he crosses the KLM'S tail WHAT AN ILUSION!!"

KBOS · Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:18 am

Duct tape should hold this on, no problem........

MD80Nut · Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:24 am

"Damn it! I wish the cleaning crews would stop sweeping dirt under the vertical stabilizer."

"What does this say? For a good time, call Geena at..."

"Hey, guys, I think I found Jimmy Hofa!"

"I got an idea to mess with their heads. Let's put this 747 vertical stabilizer on an Airbus..."

Cheers, Ralph

SKA380 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:36 am

"I'm sure i saw that torque bits fall down here somewhere!"

DarthRandall · Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:12 am

Quoting KBOS (Reply 72):
Duct tape should hold this on, no problem........

And remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

CougarAviator · Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:14 am

"never take sides against the family, fredo"....

crjflyer35 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:24 am

Frustrated after years of the kids finding their christmas presents...Dad finally gets creative in choosing a hiding place.

AirIndiaOne · Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:19 am

Look Ma, no vertical stabilizers !

BWI757 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:27 am

Looks like a preview of a new a.net directed horror movie about a possessed 747 taking out it's revenge on the mechs after being relegated to some offsite museum. The aircraft suffered much pain and humiliation after being disassembled and barged/trucked to it's new location, as opposed to being flown there.....strange things start to happen during the reassembly Smile

At least the aircraft shots and descriptions will be accurate!

"As Joe peers down the bolt holes, the rudder fin silently swings into place..."
"NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BWI757

[Edited 2005-11-07 20:33:02]

Lutenist · Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:45 am

It's amazing how much food these hamsters go through in a month.

wingman · Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:55 am

Stabilizers? We don't need no stinking stabilizers.

Maybe if I just stick my thumb in there everything will be OK.

SRT75 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 4:56 am

"Just finishing up the NOs tanks in the trunk! Hey, Harry, how are the spinners coming?"

boeingpride800 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:32 am

"This would be a great place for hide and seek."

TinkerBelle · Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:56 am

Quoting Hannigan (Reply 22):
"What the hell? Made in Taiwan?"

Luminous yellow jacket-$13
Steel toe boots -$39
gloves - $7
Peeping @ the ladies room from below the vertical stabilizer- PRICELESS

gladave · Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:57 am

'I wonder how those sweedes managed to get it into the box and on the shelf'

:D

aviopic · Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:58 am

So what is wrong with my own remark ?

It seems that I made some people happy.......

Thought it would be rejected but I am happy to see there is still place for some fun around here.

Please continue, I am having fun too.
Some of you are even nuttier then I am

Have fun,
Willem

edit...... Oh KLM has nothing to do with it.

[Edited 2005-11-07 21:59:44]

ASAFA · Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:58 am

"Okay, whose idea was it to move the spare key?"

"C'mon breathe! Dammit I'm not going to let you die!"

TinkerBelle · Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:00 am

'Sh*t Jonnie, the vertical stabilizer is coming down on you but I have some good news. I just saved a bunch of money in car insurance by switching to Geico'

jbmflyer · Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:01 am

"well Bob, after $1 million and a complete inspection of the hydraulic systems, we finally found the cause of those erratic rudder movements you were talking about during your last trip"

[Edited 2005-11-07 22:04:13]

TheRedBaron · Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:04 am

"They´ll never find the corpse on the trunk of this big plane!"

wrighbrothers · Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:10 am

1)"Let's see the kids get out of this one"
2) Now, if I were to add some white wall paper, some lovely red furniture and a glass floor, I could make a small fortune out of this one"
3)"Come on Joe, give yourself up, The hide and seek game ended 2 weeks ago"
4)Screw the porta loo Wink

"
5"Since the KLM -AF merge, the companies have found anoter way to cut heads "

Wrighbrothers

aviopic · Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:49 am

Hee guys when you finished laughing about me you can find the PH-BUK story here !

No not in the vertical stab but here.........

https://www.airliners.net/search/phot...bum_creator=Aviopic&disp_order=asc

Have fun,
Willem

Indy · Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:55 am

"Swiper no.....

You're too late! You'll never find it now."

lol. Ok I have 3 young kids. Smile

midnights · Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:11 am

what's his seniority date?

N908AW · Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:13 am

In the time it takes to check for cracks, you could save hundreds on jet insurance.

Indy · Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:18 am

"Whoops... wrong jet"

F27XXX · Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:22 am

GET ME DOWN FROM HYAAAAAAAHH!!!

Indy · Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:24 am

"Some assembly required my ass"

ITGeek · Tue Nov 08, 2005 7:33 am

....and in other news today, KLM has found another way to save fuel by discarding superfluous parts of the aircraft.

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