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Hannigan
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Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:44 am

It's been a while... and I saw this pic so I had to...


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"Ok, let me see if I'm reading this right. Place metal object A into slot on metal object B. Connect with parts C,D,E,F and G. (Important do not connect part E unless part L,V,X and J are not connected)."

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Panto season on its way!

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Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:28 am

refugees are trying everything these days to get into other countrys
You cant have your cake and eat it... What the hells the point in having it then!!!
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:40 am

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Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:40 am

(1)"No problem,sir.""We always get a few
bounce checks once in awhile.
Now stand here.
"Ok,boys!Let her go!"
Hehe...problem fixed.

(2)There it is!I found my wallet.
Whew.You guys at KLM are sure
swell guys.
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:02 am

Nah, we don't need that piece. just put it down right over there....
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:09 am

O.K., now where's the tube of cement at?
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:17 am

What is he doing?

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[Edited 2005-11-07 00:22:40]
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:20 am

The Crazy Glue guy getting in place for the company's next ad.
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:25 am

KLM showed that while it may have merged with Air France it still maintained its own standards of cleanliness - washing not only the fuselage but every nook and cranny too!
Let's Go British Caledonian!
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:27 am

"Damn! This is the last time I buy my son one of these 1/1 scale model!"

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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:33 am

..a little lower... lower... lower... too much!
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:37 am

Eureka!!. I knew that the landing gear screw missing had to be somewhere!!
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"Man, they put these inspection panels in the damnest of places..."
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:50 am

Honey WAIT!!! Please don't go....I really thought we would have some privacy up here!!!!
 
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:58 am

"What the hell? Made in Taiwan?"
We got planes! We got gates! What the hell!
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:08 am

-Illustration on how to combat Dutch Plane Disease and where it originates.-

[Edited 2005-11-07 02:09:34]
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:55 am

" It's getting late......i guess nobody will notice if i leave these 6 screws behind !"
DEC
 
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:05 am

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 1):
Damn IKEA airplanes!

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! Thanks for making me smile all day  Wink
 
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:08 am

Damn, I didn't know Boeing sub-contracted the tail out to Airbus !!
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:09 am

Awww, the slit is too narrow, I need to try to widen it open so the tail can fit in.
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:14 am

Hey tim-look up! thssehehehehe
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:32 am

Hver freaking Fredag natt, "var john, pilotene sagt det et problem. .."
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:37 am

...Looking for Bin Laden in an off-duty, early summer sunday afternoon??...
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:39 am

Hey guys, I bet I can scare that girl. Help me out for a sec, I saw this trick in jaws once...
 
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:43 am

NOOOO!!! Not yet Johan, I not ready for that part yet!

Ali was preforming his afternoon prayers and getting rushed by the crane guy who was in a hurry to get home to see his favorite football team play.

Shoot, where did that dang wrench go, just when I needed it!

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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:12 pm

Some assembly required my a$$.
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:18 pm

"Hey Johnny, go wash the 747. The Jetwash is in a little box under the Vertical Stab"
 
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:23 pm

Quoting DarthRandall (Reply 15):
The Crazy Glue guy getting in place for the company's next ad.

 rotfl 


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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:27 pm

"KLM unveils its new 'reality paint,' simulating a worker against a sky blue background, making it appear as if the tail is actually detached from the aircraft."
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:36 pm

Dammit! Where did that contact lens go? I'll find it yet!
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:46 pm

Thats not where i parked my car!
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 2:57 pm

Who put that bridge on my airplane
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 3:05 pm

I hate these damn snap together models!!!
You can't get there from here.
 
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:24 pm

Boeing reveals new advanced technology for its 747ADV, The all new Advanced APU can generate 1 ManPower. Big grin
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 7:20 pm

Hey it was this or the Cargo hold .
Now if they be kind enough and bring some stairs.
On a wing and a prayer
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:21 pm

'The AF-KLM merger brought into being a new standard in guillotines...'
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:23 pm

''Flat Pack- Me arse''

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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:28 pm

Boeings cunning new plan for weight reduction to match the A380. Now you know what the 747 Adv looks like.
 
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Mon Nov 07, 2005 8:57 pm

Oversold. "no - wait a minute - room for 1 more up top"

"you sure your gonne be to hold it inplace for the whole flight"
"it said a Jack screw - my names not Jack"

"c'mon guys - i looked everywhere now - and still no sign of that Christmas Bonus"

"hey - i can see the pub from here"

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Mon Nov 07, 2005 9:20 pm

HAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL at the previous captions!!

In the words of Dr. Evil (paraphrased a bit =P):
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RE: Time For Caption This Photo!

Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:07 pm

TSA security checks tightened in the last year. Foreign aircrafts have now to be searched before allowed into American airspace.
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