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Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:40 am

F.U.R.P.....Families Under Reduced Pay
 
airman99o
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:45 am

LOVE IT!! best freakin commercial toooo freakin funny
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:46 am

LOVE it....Fricken hillarious! lol
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:47 am

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL great stuff!!
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S5FA170
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:49 am

I saw this for the first time about a week ago. Love it. Hysterical  Smile
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ciccone
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:00 am

Priceless!

I am currently using the patch to quit smoking and I would probably act like that if I did it cold turkey.
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airfoilsguy
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:04 am

What are you talking about? She was on my last flight.
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bx737
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:05 am

That was brilliant, how often have I felt like doing that  Big grin
 
IslandHopperCO
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 7:26 am

>Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

I thought this thread was going to be about guaranteed lifetime jobs, unlimited no co-pay health care for life, plump bennies and pensions, 45min breaks every hour, etc.

Funny ad though!

[Edited 2007-02-26 23:27:27]
 
AirTranTUS
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:37 am

She's obviously been sitting on the tarmac at JFK for too long.  Wink
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ReidYYZ
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:43 am

As a result of the ad, I've heard of some flt crew being asked by boarding pax "you haven't quit smoking recently, have you?"
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:48 am

 rotfl  Thats funny!
 
westindian425
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:49 am

ROFL!!! This is one of the funniest airline related commercials I've seen.
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S5FA170
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 8:53 am

Quoting IslandHopperCO (Reply 8):
I thought this thread was going to be about guaranteed lifetime jobs, unlimited no co-pay health care for life, plump bennies and pensions, 45min breaks every hour, etc.

We know better than that  Wink
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gift4tbone
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 9:10 am

That was awesome...don't you wish we could act like that sometimes? Even as passengers.......

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n102daman
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:37 am

Too funny. I know as a gate agent I wanted to call some passengers many names. Would be great to turn the tables on them sometimes. "Hello You did what, You put yout perscription Medication in your Checked Luggage? Are you an idiot? Sorry your SOL." or better "How many times do I have to tell you, The airline is not responsible for weather related delays or cancelations. God your deaf." How bout "What did you put your brain in your checked luggage too?" I could go on and on and on.

That is too funny. Great post.

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DL WIDGET HEAD
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:44 am

Very funny...sad thing is I've seen a few like her in action.
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:50 am

Quoting DL Widget Head (Reply 16):
Very funny...sad thing is I've seen a few like her in action.

Yep, worked with people like that before, how we are still alive I don't know
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:03 am

Isn't she a FA for AA?  Wink
 
cirrusdriver
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:18 am

Quoting KC135TopBoom (Reply 18):
Isn't she a FA for AA?

Not just an FA. According to the commercial she is also a CS agent.
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:31 am

Quoting CirrusDriver (Reply 19):
Quoting KC135TopBoom (Reply 18):
Isn't she a FA for AA?

Not just an FA. According to the commercial she is also a CS agent.

LMAO!!! Too Funny!. BTW -- FA AND CS? I've heard of cross-training, but this is ridiculous.. LOL!
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:46 am

Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 6):
She was on my last flight.

Wow. So does this mean it really was your every fantasy?  bouncy 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 12:09 pm

It is a video from a future low low cost carrier where employees are "cross utilized" as gate agents and flight attendants..
 
cirrusdriver
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 1:14 pm

I just wonder how they expect her to drive the pushback tractor connected to the aircraft that she will be flying? Even worse, wait till she hears that she will be doing it for half the pay!  eyepopping   bomb 
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 5:06 pm

Quoting COSPN (Reply 22):
It is a video from a future low low cost carrier where employees are "cross utilized" as gate agents and flight attendants..

aka as ryanair...
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:38 pm

Quoting KC135TopBoom (Reply 18):
Isn't she a FA for AA?

No, NW  Smile
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:13 pm

Reminds me alot of..........United.......and even the airport reminds me of ORD!
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 10:32 pm

 rotfl  That's hilarious!

Quoting ReidYYZ (Reply 10):
As a result of the ad, I've heard of some flt crew being asked by boarding pax "you haven't quit smoking recently, have you?

 laughing !
 
Boeing757/767
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:07 pm

Too funny.

It's the JetBlue training academy video.
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ORFflyer
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:09 pm

Quoting Airfoilsguy (Reply 6):
What are you talking about? She was on my last flight.

You must have been on UAL....  Big grin
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:31 pm

Quoting AirTranTUS (Reply 9):
She's obviously been sitting on the tarmac at JFK for too long

Yeah, maybe she works for jetBlue!  duck 
 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:41 pm

typical post 9-11 american (not only the airline) crew behaviour. what is the difference? Big grin



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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Tue Feb 27, 2007 11:57 pm

It was hilarious too! My first time seeing it and I'm still laughing about it now!  laughing 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:14 am

Quoting IslandHopperCO (Reply 8):
Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

45min breaks every hour, etc.

If they want that, they can just go over to United.  duck 
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RE: Every Airline Employees Fantasy....

Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:17 am

Excellent video and really so funny...loved it
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