Topics You'll Never See On Airliners.net

TWA717_200 · Wed May 30, 2001 4:55 am

"Southwest Places Large Order for 747 (Or Airbus)"

"Carl Ichan Says, 'I'm sorry for ruining TWA'"

"Fed's Finally Admit Coverup of TWA 800"

I could go on and on...

Care to add?

MaxPowers · Wed May 30, 2001 4:57 am

Jetblue buying a 737-100,200,or 300

bobnwa · Wed May 30, 2001 5:00 am

TWA 800 coverup fans finally get a life and admit it was an accident.

TWA717_200 · Wed May 30, 2001 5:01 am

Yeah, Bobnwa, you'll NEVER see that one. Smile

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 5:03 am

Yes, I was going to ask what the "coverup" issue is all about-surely it had something to do with fuel vapour in empty tanks being lit by sparks or something???

Rgds,
CP

CX Flyboy · Wed May 30, 2001 5:04 am

If I write a topic here that would not appear on Airliners.net, then surely by doing that, it has just appeared on Airliners.net!!! Just kidding, I know that you mean.

*Singapore Airlines removes colours from all aircraft and now has all white c/s.

*Cathay management are nice to pilots.

*Katie Holmes stars in hard-core porn film.

*Korean Air voted safest airline in the skies.

*Ansett buys Qantas.

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 5:06 am

"I saw an A380 today at AMA"

"Great service on AA"

"United gets PTV's in its 744 fleet"

"Alitalia makes a profit"

"Southwest announces service to COS" (Sorry, guys)

"Boeing and Airbus are both great and neither suck!"

LGW · Wed May 30, 2001 5:06 am

British Announce the retirement of all their 737's!

LGW

FlagshipAZ · Wed May 30, 2001 5:08 am

"American & United announced mega-merger."

"Southwest declares bankruptcy."

"Boeing to relocate 737 assembly line to LGB."

"Airbus to purchase British Aerospace."

"Lockheed to re-enter commercial jetliner business."

Regards. Wink/being sarcastic

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 5:13 am

a. Southwest and Jet Blue set to talk: Merger in the works.

b. AA unveils new livery

c. Icelandair to start LAX-JFK-REK service

d. Air Tahiti Nui orders 6 744's

e. Delta pulls out of Atlanta

gkirk · Wed May 30, 2001 5:17 am

"Gill Airways orders 2 A380's"
"BA announces daily service between Carlisle-New York"
"BA announces 50 daily 747 service between LHR and LGW"
"BA announces all economy class 747"

TWA717_200 · Wed May 30, 2001 5:18 am

People in my office are wondering what I'm laughing about...

Great stuff!!!!

747buff · Wed May 30, 2001 5:23 am

U.K. will allow unlimited flights between the US and Heathrow

Singapore Airlines rated as worst service

Northwest welcomes competition at their hubs

airbus380 · Wed May 30, 2001 5:35 am

"Frank Lorenzo Named Greatest Past Airline CEO"

"All Flights To LGA Were On Time Today"

"Lady Trampled As Mass Was Running To Get Boarding Passes For A WN Flight"

DCA-ROCguy · Wed May 30, 2001 5:40 am

Big Six US Carriers admit to gouging medium and small markets, reduce fares 50% across the board and increase capacity to reflect increased traffic.

Bob Crandall guest-hosts for Oprah

United wins Baldrige National Quality Award

Comair pilots end strike, ALPA offers to pay mortgages and grocery bills of laid off non-pilot Comair employees from strike fund until they are rehired.

Suburban O'Hare Commission puts Chicagoland and America first, declares support for new O'Hare runways.

Jim

LZ-TLT · Wed May 30, 2001 5:40 am

"United male pilot sues stewardess for sexual harassment"

CactusA319 · Wed May 30, 2001 5:51 am

America West is Number One in On-time performance and customer satisfaction.

Stephen Wolf decides not to destroy US Airways.

jetBlue orders A330's for JFK-LGB and LGB-ONT service.

Pan Am to start SFB-LGW with 747-200's

klm672 · Wed May 30, 2001 6:03 am

Boeing and Airbus combine into one.
Jetblue buys Northwest Airlines.
Hotmail starts airline.
Jetblue to start service to Montreal starting on the second Tuesday of next week.

ren41 · Wed May 30, 2001 6:19 am

"What Airline Has The Best Livery"- Oh wait every topic is about that!! Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Ren41

wannabe · Wed May 30, 2001 6:31 am

"Residents close to (you choose airport name) demand more flights from all carriers."

SESGDL · Wed May 30, 2001 6:35 am

AA to give back Reno Air and TWA!

chadshill · Wed May 30, 2001 6:41 am

from a european perpsective...

"SABENA announces ZERO missed connections at BRU"

"Ryanair wins best in-flight service award"

"Aer Lingus annouces `Green is out !` for new livery"

"BA to move long haul services away from London to the provinces"

"No Comment", said Virgin Atlantic`s Richard Branson

.... and how soon before...

"New Airline Alliance to be called WOSSAT `World One Star Sky Alliance Team`"

great topic Big grin

TWA717_200 · Wed May 30, 2001 6:51 am

"NIMBY'S Say Growth Is To Be Expected"

Superfly · Wed May 30, 2001 7:05 am

"Contenintal Airliness service to improve"

"Delta to order TU-154"

"American Airlines to order IL-96"

"707 to re-enter service with Air Canada"

milemaster · Wed May 30, 2001 7:11 am

Sun Country a monopoly!

Delta refurbishes L1011's for flagship european service!

American Airlines announces reduced fares from DFW.

Braniff747 · Wed May 30, 2001 7:18 am

"Embraer goes heavy"

"Southwest nudges Continental for first place at EWR"

"UA admits US takeover only a ploy to get Stephen Wolf back"

"Henryk Kwiatkowski brokers UA 744s to Iranian Air Force"

"Saudi Arabian Airlines announces NEW spring break fares to Fort Lauderdale"

"J.D. Powers ratings are a sham"

"BA's new livery: plain aluminum, no paint"

"Honda to be exclusive engine supplier for Sonic Cruiser"

"Hawaiian Airlines DC-10's: retro 1970s AA"

airlanka · Wed May 30, 2001 7:23 am

Impulse back on SYD-MEL route

ACCC (Australian Competition and Consumer Commission) promotes competition in Australian Aviation Industry

Huge profit from Air NewZealand

SriLankan announces daily service to JFK

China Airlines voted saftest in the sky

Emirates declares bankruptcy

chepos · Wed May 30, 2001 7:28 am

Saudia f/a's modify their uniforms to hot pants and no veil .
AA has good inflight service.
British Airways returns to SJU.
Richard Bransom starts Virgin Caribbean with a hub in Puerto Rico.
PSE becomes an international Airport.
Chepos
Puerto Rico

tupolev154b2 · Wed May 30, 2001 7:28 am

"Airbus places large order for 737's"

"AA orders DC-8's"

"Singapore to start service to PIR with state-of-the-art TU-154 aircraft"

ILOVEA340 · Wed May 30, 2001 7:31 am

Crossair places order for 20 (20) A380's.

mbj-11 · Wed May 30, 2001 7:32 am

1) Bush demands Air Force one be an A380
2) AA allows competition into DFW
3) Airlines slash prices by 75% for summer travel
4) Third World carriers voted the safest in the skies

N400QX · Wed May 30, 2001 7:32 am

In the civil aviation forum:

"777 Vs. A380"

OH WAIT!! Some guy just posted that... Insane

AC320 · Wed May 30, 2001 7:51 am

"Air Canada changes name to Canadian and returns proud wings livery to service"

"Montreal airport commision discovered to have a combined IQ over 40"

"Toronto shuts down Pearson, Montreal new center for Canadian aviation"

"Jetblue introduces traffic hopper service; non-stop flights to La Guardia"

"Boeing and Airbus to merge; set to create triple-decker cross between 744 and A380"

"Wright Borthers' plane to enter passenger service on JFK-LAX"

IFlyADesk · Wed May 30, 2001 7:57 am

Judging from some topics that have been posted in the past, anything is possible here!

AgnusBymaster · Wed May 30, 2001 8:03 am

"US Airways and United now officially one"

csavel · Wed May 30, 2001 8:07 am

My local NY fave rant,
Port Authority admits policy of benign neglect at JFK and LGA and Newark bias, agrees to spend 6 billion USD and help the TA build subways to the airports.

AA decides to remane their airline to TWA because everyone hates AA so much.

BA renames itself to BOAC

Carl Icahn, overwrought with TWA guilt has to be talked down from the top of the gateway arch.

aio86 · Wed May 30, 2001 8:10 am

CASA reports that there is nothing wrong with any of Ansett's 767s.

klm672 · Wed May 30, 2001 8:17 am

Delta names their new livery "Deltaflot"
KLM to get first class in every class.
Jetblue to ditch the blue and go with (Jet)Green.

trickijedi · Wed May 30, 2001 8:18 am

"Complete agreement on whether 757 is a heavy" Smile

VirginLover · Wed May 30, 2001 8:19 am

"Virgin Atlantic and British Airways Form Alliance"

"LGA rated most punctual of all International Airports"

"JFK Finishes Construction: "This Airport will stay the way it is!"

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 8:22 am

"SEPI & Iberia pay dues owed to Aerolineas Argentinas and re-starts VIASA service"

"Aerolineas Argentinas finally gets the B737-500s and B767-300s that was included in the Iberia/Cielos del Sur sales agreement in 1990"

Smile

Peter Hans

desertjets · Wed May 30, 2001 8:46 am

Airline Management and Employees happy with each other

I wish CO would fly more 757s across the Atlantic

Airlines finally admit that overbooking and pricing policy are ripping off consumers

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 9:15 am

New York/New Jersey Port Authority to close Kennedy, Newark, Islip, LaGuardia. Will Build ONE airport for entire Metro area in South Bronx. Will feature 9 rectangular terminals with 100 gates each and feature roof top observation deck on each terminal along with allowing planespotters ramp access 24 hours a day. Name of airport to be called YORKSEY WORLDPORT.

767-322ETOPS · Wed May 30, 2001 9:18 am

"Helo service resumes between MetLife bldg and LGA"

ILOVEA340 · Wed May 30, 2001 9:23 am

I like the Jetblue starts traffic skipper service to LGA (howabout newark too, those tunnles are killers)

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 9:29 am

"Prince Charles undercover BA B744 training Capt"

"Ariana Afghanistan airlines implements service to Mississippi & New Orleans"

"Gay Pride celebrations become instant hit with Taliban"

Later,
CP

LAX · Wed May 30, 2001 9:38 am

"PASSENGER DELAYS AT U.S. AIRPORTS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW!!"

Smile

N766UA · Wed May 30, 2001 9:38 am

"Airliners.net bought out by Lycos Online"

At least I hope not.

I Like To Fly · Wed May 30, 2001 9:45 am

"Comair pilots remember how to fly!" Smile/happy/getting dizzy

Guest · Wed May 30, 2001 9:49 am

*America West ranked number 1!*

*All america west flights on time today!*

*America west has perfect maintenance records!*

*American promises to stop being so big.*

*Southwest to serve real food on all flights*

*Boeing gives up in 747 v A380 race*

*Southwest anounces London-Gatwick service*

*I wish American was the only airline ever!*

You will never see any of these! And sorry for doggin on AWA so much...but theyre and easy target!

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