"Welcome Aboard DL FL XXX with Non-Stop 737-300 Jet Service SLC-RNO"
Glad to know it's a 737-300 JET! I was afraid I'd be stuck on a prop!
"Please use caution when opening overhead bins, items may have shifted during flight"
I faintly remember during takeoff once, the overhead bins popped open and the luggage almost fell out...FAs were popping the bins into place during takeoff roll...I also remember once on a 763 the movie screen fell down while taking off!
"if in the event of a cabin pressure drop pull the mask over your head blah blah blah.....................you will not need to know this information because they are broke, but that's ok because we will not be flying high enough"
Heard that on a pan am airways flight out of Trenton, NJ
That sums up Pan Am 3 for ya!
"Hear instructions, open the exit"
Hell, I'd skip the instructions and just open the exit
I think
DL's old safety info gets the cake:
"At this time flight attendants will be picking up cups and glasses and must remain seated for the remainder of taxi and takeoff!"
Cups
AND galsses! Even in the good ole' days it was either or!