|Quoting Aogdesk (Reply 99):|
re: pilot writeups from Brand X Airlines"
I get that one all the time too.
The funniest one I ever heard wasn't even on the list. In Vietnam I was flying one day with our maintenance officer. When we saw the tail number we were assigned he told me that he'd flown it yesterday and the cockpit was filthy and he'd written it up. He was looking forward to flying a nice clean airplane.
When we got to the revetments he took a look at the logbook and went as berserk as his mild disposition would permit. There were the entries:
(1) Cockpit full of crumbs.
the signoff: "Installed bird."
He was not amused and took the crewchief away for a conversation while I preflighted.
I thought it was hysterical, but then I wasn' t responsible for any of it.