You are a fantastic writer. I think wit is really the only antidote to LCC commercial aviation

. Can I just acknowledge that
"This was the surliest pack of trash I'd seen assembled since that day I rode my bike past the methadone clinic on Golden Gate Ave ten minutes before it opened."
Is the best quote I've encountered on this site thus far? Being in this situation is nice for brief, short bursts. It's like life is playing a joke on you.
Oh, word of advice, don't ever ride Greyhound bus services under any circumstance. I definitely had to complete a course of antibiotics after riding
DEN-
LAX.