US330, you wanna know when I had reall sex (not petting, bj or stuff like that)? I'll tell you. It was exactly on August 25th 1995. Exactly 3 days after my 18th B-day. When I was young I was respecting women. When they said "Not yet, I'm not ready" I was ok with that hehe BJ was enough then for me
Anyway. In Poland, most teenagers on 18th B-Day make party outdoor (kind of camping thing). Some of them rent club or restaurant (I was working in a restaurant and I couldnt afford to pay for it) hehe j/k. But seriously, if you have B-Day in summer time people love to go to campings, and I made my party like that. Fire place, lots of alcohol ( I belive I bought from Russians 8 bottles of 99% alcohol and I made 32 bottles of vodka out of it (they were like 35-38% each). I bought like 25-30lbs of POLISH SOUSAGE hehe, bread, mustard, lots of soda and shit like that.
So around 40 people show up on my party hehe (of course everybody brought also bottle of vodka
We had more vodka then we needed (thats what I thought hehe)
My best buddy was playing guitar (till he passed out from quantity of vodka in his veins hehehe) and after that we turned on bumbox and party was totaly on. My friends were making up in bushes ehhehe some of them almost in front of everybody but who cares hehehe party is party hehe
I have to mention that my girlfriend wasnt there, she was in summer school in Germany hehe
Anyway, I've noticed something strange, all my friends were drinking like camels who didnt see water for years but they wouldnt let me drink that much hehehe
Every time I approached the place with vodka they start singing happy birthday hehehe I couldnt get my shit hehe Finally was a time to beat me up hehe (thats another tradition in my country, everybody is taking belt from the pents and they loading me with it on my ass)
But they came to fabulous conclusion that is too many people and more than half of them wont have a chance to hit me with the belt hehe, They split into two grups, female and male. For me it was like doom day hehehe
Girls went pretty soft on me, it didnt hurt that much hehehe but thos suckers guys were hiting my ass so hard that after that I couldnt seat on my ass for hour hehe
Time was runing but they wouldnt let me drink hehe So I told them that Im going to take a leak hehe and finally I went to liquor store near by hehe I saw there my other friends from elementary school, so I bought big bottle of vodka and we were drinking right there on the spot hehehe I forgot all about my party hehehe After a while I saw 3 of my friends from the party coming towards me ehhee they were so happy that they found me hehehe They took me back to the place where everybody was still drinking and having fun.
5 minutes to midnight some car pulled over. (it was very strange to see car there, that place was hardly accesable by car - except my friend's Toyota Landcruiser which we used for transporting vodka and food ehehhe). I have to mention that that place where we had fireplace and party belongs to Polish Army hehe They have old tanks there and they do some crazy excercise there hehe. Most of the people knew who it was but I had NO CLUE hehehe
They said: "Rafal, your B-Day gift came"
I didnt know what to do ehehehe I saw very pretty girl seating on the front seat hehe I went there and she asked me if my name is Rafal. Her pipm told her that his coming back exaclty in 1hr hehe
My friend sent me and that hooker to his car, a beautyfull white Toyota Landcruiser hehe
And IT happened right there on the spot hehehe
Two days later I had sex with my girlfriend hehe she came from Germany and she said that she cant wait no more hehe
I was sure that she was a virgin when she left Poland for that summer school, but when I had her she was Wide OPEN if you know what I mean hehehe
Well, I was with her 2 or 3 more months, during that time I was using her as much as possible hehehe after that I called the same "Agency" for full service hehe
Since that time I dont respect women that much. They are good to you if they need something, but if you need them they have headache hehehe
Damn, I wrote a story again hehehe well, got to go, I am already at home, I came early cause I was expecting my new CD-RW 12x10x32 hehe I have to take care of my 3 computers, I have to swap parts from one to another