emiratesa345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:43 am

KROC,

Is there something wrong with you?

Where did you get the idea that thin girls have personalities similar to door stops? Just because a girl is thin doesn't mean she is stupid. If she's thin and hot, but is stupid, then I'll look towards the next. It really it really is that simple.

EmiratesA345
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AWspicious
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:11 am

DesertJets:
The one that Superfly picked out still has baby cheeks.

Superfly:
I like it when a woman hangs on to those througout there adult life.


DesertJets;
Guess it's safe to assume you've not seen a photo of Superfly, eh? (heh heh)
Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
 
Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 11:57 am

AWspicious:
So what are you trying to say? Big grin
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AWspicious
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 12:00 pm

Oh, nothing Alvin... er... I mean, Superfly  Laugh out loud
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QIguy24
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:21 pm

Qlguy24 - Where did you get that picture of MD-90 and his friends? He looks "sharp" in that pointed hat doesn't he?

Damn... I thought he looked familiar. Big grin
But thanks for telling. I just wonder who the 2 inbreedings behind him are. Are they also someone we know?  Big grin
 
garnetpalmetto
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:29 pm

I think B757300's the one on the right....
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QIguy24
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:39 pm

I think B757300's the one on the right....

Cool. I didn't know that he was a dwarf Big grin
 
dreamer
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:04 pm

MxCtrlr,

No, I wasn't offended, just taken by surprise (that's the way to do it) keep them coming
I also found another cool site for women (Vaporlock?), or for the guys to watch and weep....
http://www.ratemycock.com/rmc2/index.jsp
Maybe best suited for gays..




[Edited 2004-09-30 10:17:25]
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saxdiva
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 5:38 pm

Dreamer,

Wow... it's just what the domain name implies. Suddenly, I'm feeling as though I've lived a very sheltered life. I must confess, though, to being easily distracted by a nice butt. Fortunately, by husband has one of the nicest I've ever seen. I'm allowed to gawk as much as I want to.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

And Emirates--don't feel like you have to defend your preference for size 0-6 women. But get it out of your system now, becuse unless you plan to spend the rest of your life seducing teenagers, you're liable to end up a very lonely guy.

-Leanne
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dreamer
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 8:47 pm

Saxdiva,

I know, the thread wasn't really for us, but hey, it was funny. I would love to have a butt like the gals in spandex, I don't. Sheltered life, well, internet sure changes that. And to find it here on an aviation site, rocks my boat!

BTW, I love your homepage, your pictures of "old places" are awesome and you give of yourself there.  Big thumbs up
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KROC
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:31 pm

Where did you get the idea that thin girls have personalities similar to door stops? Just because a girl is thin doesn't mean she is stupid.

Emirates...what the hell is wrongwith you...besides your unrealistic expectations? I never said if a chick was thin it meant she was dumb. Go re-read what I said. I said if a chick is THIN AND HOT, BUT has the personality of a door stop, I'm going to look elsewhere, and if some chick who you would consider disgusting and fat has a great personality, then I'd rather gt down with that.

I know you are taking some here, okay well ALLOT, but bob and weave some of these KO's you are getting because your eyes are getting swollen shut and you can't actually see whats being said. This keeps up you might end up going out with a *GASP* size 4 chick cause you couldn't tell.
 
N6376M
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:53 pm

Emirates - when do the fall fashions go on sale at K-Mart?
 
CaptOveur
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:39 am

Where did you get the idea that thin girls have personalities similar to door stops? Just because a girl is thin doesn't mean she is stupid.

Two words... Paris Hilton

Im not saying paper thin and stupid always go hand in hand, just seems to be more often than not.

________________________________

What a bunch of fatasses those tri-delts are, I thought sororities only let attractive women in.

Signed,
EmiratesA345
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emiratesa345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:35 am

You seem to know all about me, including my sexual preference and where I work. I find it quite amusing that you didn't know that we don't have K-Mart in Kitchener. I don't even think there are any in Canada.

Captoveur,

0-6 is not paper thin. But I guess you know better. I'm not sure what kind of thin girls you know, but the majority that I know are intelligent, good looking AND thin.

Leanne,

Oh please. That sounded exactly like someone who is jealous that they're not a size 0-6.

KROC,

Did you miss where I wrote that I prefer girls to be a size 0-6? I guess so, because that would mean that *Gasp* I would actually date a girl who is a size 4. I'm looking for the full package, not just good looks or personality. I'm after one who has it all.


EmiratesA345
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KROC
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:37 am

I'm after one who has it all.

You'll let us know when you find him won't you?
 
Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:29 am

AWspicious:
Alvin?  Confused
You think I look like a Chipmunk?  Confused

Actually Alvin was my favorite Chipmunk when I was a kid.
I still have my Chupmunk Punk record too.
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NWA742
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:36 am

LMAO!

KROC, I've never seen such funny stuff on an internet forum!

Oh man, I don't think I've ever seen a person get more "owned" in a single thread than this.

Poor EmiratesA345.

Can't you guys just let him get on with his life? He probably needs to get back out of this thread and back to searching for the perfect man.



-NWA742

[Edited 2004-09-30 21:37:07]
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Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 4:45 am

I don't take any joy in bashing EmiratesA345. He is a good member here at Airliners.net and I agree with him on a lot of things except women.
I just don't like how he slams others for wanting bigger gals. It's not cool to insult another guys taste in women.
Then he goes and claim that working at a high-end 'women's boutique' gives his some authority on this issue.
I won't knock someone's job or how they earn there money. Nor should EmiratesA345 knock other men's taste in women.
From the sounds of it, I doubt EmiratesA345 is knocking any women. Big grin
When I am with my buddies, we've never brought up the latest fashions at the 'boutique'.
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CaptOveur
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 6:46 am

In summary, Emirates wants girls he can read through, he also wants them to have a 180IQ.. (he secretly wants men)

KROC likes women who beat him

Superfly Likes big butts and he cannot lie

And I will take any of the tri delts pictured, or that girl Rindt posted, regardless of IQ.
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KROC
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:24 am

Correction - Captoveur will take any woman with 2 tits a hole and a heartbeat...although the heartbeat is optional.
 
N6376M
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:29 am

Emirates says -

"I'm looking for the full package"

My question is, just how full of a package does he have to have to make him attractive to you Emirates?
 
KROC
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:32 am

Wow. N6376m just unloaded on an already battered and beated EmiratesA345. Good Freakin Night Now.


 
Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:36 am

N6376m:
My guess is that he won't complain about how "fat" his package is!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:40 am

Poindexter: Wait. Wait. Would you rather live in the ascendency of a society or in its decline?
Omega Mu Girl: Poindexter, are we going to fuck, or what?

Takashi: Hair pie? [Takes picture.] Sank you. Hair pie? [Takes picture] Sank you.

Coach Harris: Enough of the social bullshit. Grab a cot. Move it or lose it!

Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?

Louis: There's 6,127 students at Adams, 58% of which are girls.
Gilbert: So?
Louis: So, that's 7,107.32 boobs.

Booger: Do you have a room to rent?
Mr. Stewart: No for rent.
Booger: I thought it was for rent.
Mr. Stewart: Fuck off.

Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd?
Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

Judy: Maybe we should eat?
Harold Wormser: Maybe we should watch TV?
Booger: Hey guys... [opens his leather jacket to reveal some marijuana cigarettes] ... wonder joints.

Takashi: Maybe we should have robster craws.
Booger: [Strumming his guitar.] What the fuck are robster craws?

Louis: Have any of you guys got dates for Saturday night besides Gilbert?
Lamar: I have.
Booger: Yeah, but that's with a guy.
Louis: Well, what about you Booger?
Booger: Hey, I've been out combing the high schools all day.


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emiratesa345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:07 am

LOL

Come on guys. I've learned my lesson, I'll never bash your "larger" womenagain, but I still prefer thin girls.

Superfly,

Seeing as how you're one of few who are actually not enjoying the virtual beating i just got, I'll never bash your tastes again. You like what you like, and I won't comment on it. I'll like what I like (thin GIRLS you assholes! lol) and you won't say anything about that.

Truce.

Mark
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CactusA319
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:11 am

Try to find some cottage cheese here:




Now that's what I'm talking about!!
 
PPGMD
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:30 am

I have always loved that pic.
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mlsrar
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:33 am

That's solid, Cactus.

Just solid.

I love this thread.
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ScarletHarlot
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:53 am

Captoveur: Superfly Likes big butts and he cannot lie

Love it!  Big grin

EmiratesA345 - nobody would harass you if you weren't so down on others' tastes (or others' bodies, for that matter!). Like skinnyminis if you want, but I'll be glad if you do what you say and not go off about someone else's love of booties.
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Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:41 am

ScarletHarlot:
Please feel free to post a photo of your tush.  Smile

I'll show mines if you show yours.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Laugh out loud
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ScarletHarlot
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:23 am

Sorry Superfly, I still have a bit of respect for privacy rights on the Internet, so won't post anything identifiable.

That said, that's my butt back there in the right side of picture, black pants and red sweatshirt...

But that was when I ruled the world
 
Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:28 am

ScarletHarlot:
I was just testing you. Big grin
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vaporlock
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:42 am

Wow......I'm still laughing after reading all your responses....damm you guys/gals funny!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time....Thanks! Laugh out loud

MxCtrlr.....I'm so sorryl, I've been away for almost 2 days....I hope your not still whistling.....looking up at the ceiling and drumming your fingers on the desk...LOL your too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and thanks for the link..... hmmm it was very enjoyable!!!  Wow!

Superfly, you almost had it right...it is a 1966 Chrysler Windsor.....nice old "boat" of a car. A friend has been working on it for a few years.... Oh, and about the "Rush Thong"........I seem to have misplaced it!!!  Innocent LOL But I have others!! LOL

Falcon84, how's that orange??? I hope you didn't make too much of a mess!!! LOL  Big thumbs up

Dreamer, welcome to a.net! The non.av forum...can get pretty heated sometimes, but if you want a good laugh...this is the place to come! Oh and thanks for the great link!!!!!!!!!!!!  Big thumbs up

Hey....I have a great idea!:D Why don't the guys on a.net post a pic of your butt!!! Wow......I know I'd enjoy looking at them!!! LOL And I'm pretty sure all the other females would enjoy them as well!!!!!!!!  Wink/being sarcastic

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic

[Edited 2004-10-01 03:43:10]
 
saxdiva
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 3:43 pm

Emirates wrote:

Oh please. That sounded exactly like someone who is jealous that they're not a size 0-6.

Not at all. I don't wear a size six because they don't fit in the bust.

Bzzzzzt.... try again.


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speedbird092
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 9:26 pm

NEWS FLASH!

filler filler
 
CaptOveur
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:51 pm

"Correction - Captoveur will take any woman with 2 tits a hole and a heartbeat...although the heartbeat is optional."

Exactly
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Falcon84
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Fri Oct 01, 2004 11:54 pm

Uh, Captoveur, that was jut a tad too much information there.  Laugh out loud
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KROC
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:30 am

Speedbird just went yard with his simple yet funny blast!  Big grin
 
LHMark
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:41 am

If everyone on this forum could take their roastig as graciously as EmiratesA345, this forum would totally rock.
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BH346
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:02 am

LMAO...this has to be one of the most hilarious threads here so far  Big thumbs up
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Superfly
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Sat Oct 02, 2004 4:58 am

Galaxy5:
Did you have any idea this thread would turn out like this?
One user reveals incestuous thoughts of his sister and another reveals his homosexual like interest.
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CactusA319
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:09 am


Could it be that Emirates is really a metrosexual ?











Nah........




 
garnetpalmetto
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Sat Oct 02, 2004 5:14 am

Cactus - if by "metrosexual" you mean "dreams of shrinking himself down to fit into Mike Piazza's jock strap", then yes, he is.
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