QIguy24
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:04 pm

Now that is damn nice Rindt!  Big thumbs up

Now that we are talking about tight pants. Can anyone tell my why baseball players have these tight pants on???

Sorry guys, I just have one question .....what happens if she farts??? Do the pants explode or do you just see a small bubble of air slowly move down her leg??? LOL Sorry, but I just couldn't resist.............

Now that was some very funny shit Vaporlock  Big thumbs up  Laugh out loud
 
fritzi
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:15 pm

Hey Rindt,

I gotta say that I like that outfit even more!
 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 4:24 pm

Give me a plump pair shape chick over the 12 year old 'boylook' any day!


But hey, this is airliners.net. Most squeeze there organ with there fist instead of getting these runway models you boys post.  Laugh out loud
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:58 pm

Now that was some very funny shit Vaporlock..

It wasn't shit, remember? Just gas.  Big grin

As for me, give me a nice 36-24-36 any day.  Big thumbs up

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QIguy24
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:07 pm

It wasn't shit, remember? Just gas.

Oh yeah Big grin That's true.
I sure don't want to see how shit will look like in those pants.  Sad
 
Falcon84
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:16 pm

QIguy24, now we're REALLY getting into the realm of disgusting.  Laugh out loud
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QIguy24
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Tue Sep 28, 2004 9:24 pm

QIguy24, now we're REALLY getting into the realm of disgusting.  Laugh out loud

That's what I said. I sure as hell don't want to know how it will look  Sad hehe
BTW do you never check your IM?  Big grin
 
aloges
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:25 am

"Do the pants explode or do you just see a small bubble of air slowly move down her leg???"

Two small words: Gore-Tex. Big grin
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CaptOveur
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:17 am

Guys, that skeleton is way too fat to be EmiratesA345's girlfriend. I found a picture of her leaving his place after a night of.. well, since he is flaming and doesn't know it, talking.

Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:26 am

In the photo of the 2 girls in the tight orange outfits, the girl on the left reminds me of a girl I knew back in high school who wore jeans that tight. My friends and I nicknamed her "Key Hole".  Laugh out loud

She told me she needed to put a fork through the zipper tag in the morning in order to get her jeans done up! Now that's tight!

Can you see that girl's Key Hole?


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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:30 am

Capt...

Just nasty.
 
Mr Spaceman
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:32 am

> Captoveur ..... HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!! LOL!!!

Those pix are just simply EVIL! Sick Stuff!

They're pretty funny too! Big grin




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bruno
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:32 am

Vaporlock


Only a jealous woman would say something that stupid. Not even funny. But you got all the little boys here riled up over it.


KROC

Hanging up new clothes in the Junior Misses department at K-Mart isn't exactly the fashion industry bro...

That was funnier that shit!
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:07 am

Those pics ARE evil, but for a skinny old bird she's got a set of lungs on her.

ANyway, I can't see any cottage cheese on the top pictures, just a nice ass. Also, a bit of sunlight peeping through on Galaxy's 2nd pic.
 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:25 am



WHOAH!!! DAMN, GIRL!!!
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:28 am

I'm surprised that old bird has the strength to lift those running shoes one foot past the other!  Laugh out loud

I wonder what music she's listening to ..... The Rolling Stones, perhaps?



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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:31 am

You can say and laugh all you want, however we'll see who will be laughing last when you're stuck with some fat ass porker of whom you're ashamed of, for the rest of your lives.

Rindt,

Excellent choice and great site! I knew there was at least 3 of us who were not visually impaired.

KROC,

Nice try fat ass. I work at a high quality, up-scale European boutique, not at K-Mart.

LY744,

For someone who lives in a city with sooooo many HOT, THIN girls, I'm very surprised with your thoughts. You should come move to my city where we have an abundance of fat asses for you to choose from.


There's enough cottage cheese on the chick in orange to feed all the hungry Ethiopians.

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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:36 am

high quality, up-scale European boutique, not at K-Mart

Pronouncing it Targét doesn't make it high quality, up-scale, or European.
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Scorpio
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:37 am

Emirates,

Quick question, a simple yes or no will do:

Is, in your opinion, the girl in the picture in the thread opener too fat?

I work at a high quality, up-scale European boutique, not at K-Mart.

Piece of advice: if you want your 'gayness-level' to go down, saying that is not the way to do it  Big grin
 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:38 am

EmiratesA345



I work at a high quality, up-scale European boutique, not at K-Mart.

Yep just what we knew all along. EmiratesA345 has just confirmed that he is indeed a homosexual.




You can say and laugh all you want, however we'll see who will be laughing last when you're stuck with some fat ass porker of whom you're ashamed of, for the rest of your lives.

There is a thing called divorce.  Insane
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emiratesa345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:43 am

Well I guess if our resident homosexuality expert (Bruno), says I'm gay then I must be.  Insane

"There is a thing called divorce."

I don't want to stoop to KROC's level.  Big grin

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bruno
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:49 am

I don't know KROC that well and is none of our business to pry in to his private life.
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garnetpalmetto
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:57 am

I don't want to stoop to KROC's level.

I dunno...I think I'd rather stoop to KROC's level and go through a divorce than stoop to your level and be a self-centered shallow hack whose vain attempts to appear trendy fail miserably.

however we'll see who will be laughing last when you're stuck with some fat ass porker of whom you're ashamed of, for the rest of your lives.

Y'know, my girlfriend is probably what you'd consider a "fat ass porker" considering she's not a size -4 (I won't reveal her size, but it wavers between a single and a low-double digit. Hardly a "porker" by any rational person's standards). Yet for all your posturing, I doubt you'll ever be happy. There are some of us mature enough to realize that beauty and love are contingent on more things than how bulemic your chick looks.

[Edited 2004-09-28 20:21:21]
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Greg
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:09 am

Straight men do NOT work in the fashion industry.

Emirates 345...you're about as gay as they get! Go back and re-read your post---it's flaming, dude. But thanks for being our little Guardian of Good Taste!

I will agree those are nasty outfits!

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LY744
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:12 am

Very good Emirates, now take that energy and channel it towards embracing your homosexuality, all we want is for you to be happy!  Big thumbs up

"You should come move to my city where we have an abundance of fat asses for you to choose from."

First of all, you must be thinking of Superfly there, he is the one into the more capacious female behind. But knowing your ways, "fat" probably refers to the thread starter picture, so I just might accept your invitation after all.  Big grin  Smile



LY744.

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bruno
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:18 am

I am with Garnetpalmetto.
Big frekkin deal if he works at a over priced boutique. I am glad most woman don't look like the skinny drag queens that come up in his store.


I am happy with all of my lady frineds all of which range between size 12-18. They are all well proportioned and delver some of the greatest sex all the time.
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:43 am

Where ever did you get the idea that I'm self centered? Nowhere did I say that I was perfect or anything of the sort. I simply shared what types of girls appeal to me. Your porkers do not. Live with it.

I'm also not sure where you came up with my liking girls that are a size -4, but that's bullshit. I like them thin. Just like the one that Rindt posted a picture of.

I'm just thrilled that you're happy with your beautiful girlfriend who you love so much.  Insane

Edit: Holy shit! We don't even sell a size 18 at my store!! 14 is as big as it is.



[Edited 2004-09-28 20:52:16]
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KROC
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:45 am

KROC,

Nice try fat ass. I work at a high quality, up-scale European boutique, not at K-Mart.


Dude, if that is all you have, then you might want to consult with a 4 year old girl and have her give you pointers on your insults. Plus chances are she won't be too fat for your tastes either.

*Oh, and "up-scale European boutique" and your unrealistic expectations of women SCREAMS latent homosexual desires.

"There is a thing called divorce."

I don't want to stoop to KROC's level


Thanks for getting m yback Bruno, but its all good. I've made it known I am divorced. Not a big deal. Actually I had no idea getting a divorce was "stooping down". I mean it wasn't like I told my ex-wife she was a fat ass and I kicked her out. EmiratesA345 is just insecure is all.
 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:55 am

What K Mart does EmeratesA345 work at? I heard he got fired after the bankruptcy.
 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:58 am

I heard he got fired after the bankruptcy.

Yeah he's moonlighting as a bus driver now.
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:00 am

It wasn't mean to be an insult. Just pointing out some facts. Again, well done.

You must be retarded... Did you not look at the pictures Rindt posted?

That is the type of girl that I like. You like your fat asses, I like thin ones. How does that make me gay? Because I like thin girls and dress better than you? Please.


EmiratesA345
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bruno
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:03 am

EmeratesA345, dude even the gay Greg can tell that your on his team. Just accept it.
We can already see the rainbow sticker on your VW Beatle.  Laugh out loud
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LHMark
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:03 am

EmiratesA345 is just insecure is all.

You'd be insecure too, if you were so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents. Leave the poor guy alone  Smile
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garnetpalmetto
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:06 am

Because I like thin girls and dress better than you?

No, he's not insecure, not at all!  Insane
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emiratesa345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:12 am

Actually Bruno, I drive a Chrysler Intrepid. No stickers.

If you want to think I'm gay, fine. You're entitled to your opinion.


LOL LHMark,

I'm pretty secure actually. It was you who wore makeup was it not?

EmiratesA345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:16 am

LHMark


you were so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents

That was hillarious!  Laugh out loud

I doubt Emerates will be getting any presents this Christmas. He's been a very naughty little boy this year!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:19 am

You'd be insecure too, if you were so deep in the closet you're finding Christmas presents.

Well if you want to call the jars that his girlfriend keep the vomit from her last purge in a "Christmas present..."
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speedbird092
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:26 am

If you want to think I'm gay, fine
-EmiratesA345

Well I guess if our resident homosexuality expert (Bruno), says I'm gay then I must be
EmiratesA345

Enough Said.


PS.. dude.. u mention Rob Rindt in 5 posts.... in THIS THREAD!
 
emiratesa345
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:46 am

Its called sarcasm and not argueing with someone who is as dense as a wall.

I mentioned Rindt's pictures. Its unfortunate that you missed that.

EK
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:50 am

EmiratesA345 - there's nothing wrong with being gay. Dude embrace your sexuality. Anyone guys who brags about how well he dresses and doesn't like the ass that is made the basis of this thread has to be gay - not that there's anything wrong with that.

Now, what are your K-Mart stock options currently worth?
 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:15 am

There's a "high quality, up-scale European boutique" in Waterloo? Where?

Phyllis - I nearly peed my pants laughing at that one!! You rock girl!
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bruno
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:17 am

ScarletHarlot


You rock girl!

You certainly can "rock" too if you try on a pair of these nice pants and post your photo wearing them.  Smokin cool
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:43 am

Maybe we can get Hannah a pair

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dan2002
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:44 am

Captoveur, that was some damn funny shit there man.



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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 10:03 am

Anyone have some glue for me? This thread cracked me up way too much.

some more pictures for everyone (except EmiratesA345, maybe) to enjoy:
http://paparazzo.globo.com/Paparazzo/0,6993,1912,00.html
Just click on one of the links on the left, I think it's self-explaining from there on. Big grin
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:24 pm

Bruno, too bad you have no sense of humor!!! Are you always that negative??? I feel sorry for you.... it was a joke....and as far as being jealious LOL...I am a mature woman with no petty morals....I have a damm fine ass, probably a lot nicer than the ones you've ever seen!  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic





 
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:30 pm

I have a damm fine ass, probably a lot nicer than the ones you've ever seen!

WHOA!!! Phyllis, does that mean you'd wear such pants?  Big grin
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vaporlock
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:35 pm

Falcon84, yes....but not that colour!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic
 
Falcon84
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:46 pm

Falcon84, yes....but not that colour!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

The horny young boys will be waiting for "proof" that you'd do that, now, you know that?  Laugh out loud
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RE: Tight Pants, Does It Get Any Tighter?

Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:58 pm

I have a damm fine ass, probably a lot nicer than the ones you've ever seen!

OK Phyllis. Time to put your money where your mouth is! Let's see this "damn fine ass" so we can judge for ourselves!  Big grin

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