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High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:06 pm

Yesterday, at New York's Kennedy airport, a high school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight with a ruler, a protractor, a setsquare, a slide rule and a calculator.

Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement and is charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said, "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. Besides, the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say there are 3 sides to every triangle," Ashcroft declared.

President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to disintegrate us with calculus disregard. Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence," the President said, adding: "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate their root, make our point, and draw the line."
 
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:21 pm

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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:23 pm

Haha, thanks for the math humor, I just sent that to my high school calculus teacher!
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zarniwoop
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:33 pm

Sorry, I know its really bad, but it made me chuckle for a few seconds.... thought it might brighten up someones day....
 
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:01 pm

Can I have that part of my life back please?
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:09 pm

Haha, that was awesome.

(I spent every year of college telling math jokes like these to other math majors)
 
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:19 pm

Hello, 2002 called, they want their joke back!
 
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:21 pm

Yeaaah. Math humor can get you laid.  Yeah sure
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:13 pm

Ohhhhhhh That joke is older than an Air Canada flight attendant.
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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:18 pm

I wish my math teacher didn't get arrested. It sucks only being able to count to 4.

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RE: High School Math Teacher Arrested

Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:12 pm

Quoting FutureSDPDcop (Reply 9):
I wish my math teacher didn't get arrested. It sucks only being able to count to 4 bullets.

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