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A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 9:25 pm

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/gall...ovince#/?picture=374148273&index=0

The above is the hilarious photographic journalism of a local teenager who spotted a naked man fleeing a brothel in China after it was raided by police.

This link, while rated PG-13, is not suitable for work (unless your co-workers have a sense of humor).
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 9:30 pm

This quote from the article made me lol: "I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe."


Clearly this kid doesn't know the risks involved in going to brothels.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 9:34 pm

"Clearly this kid doesn't know the risks involved in going to brothels."

Au contraire! He certainly just learned at least one!
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 9:53 pm

Those pics are epic! Nice find Doc! LOL

Once again more reason to legalize brothels! Not underage of course but come on!
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:05 pm

Ha ha ha, epic! Thanks for making my day by posting the link, Doc!
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:08 pm

Quoting NIKV69 (Reply 3):
Those pics are epic! Nice find Doc! LOL

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:17 pm

Doc, this made my day!

God, I feel sorry for the guy if he tried to slide down that pipe naked. Imagine the rash and and copious amounts of burn cream needed to heal THAT wound.

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:19 pm

If he'd managed to keep his erection through all the excitement, then all he would have needed to do was......

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:21 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 5):
Never underestimate the power of a bored mind.

Nope though you are a doctor go save some lives!
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:35 pm

Quoting WestJetForLife (Reply 6):
God, I feel sorry for the guy if he tried to slide down that pipe naked.

My question is:

What was our friend, Mr. Einstein planning on doing once he DID reach the ground? I mean, nobody could ever notice him!

"Gee, officer, it's just plain coincidence that I'm arse-naked and running from the brothel you just raided!"

[Edited 2011-05-02 15:45:51]
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:43 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 9):
What was Einstein planning on doing once he DID reach the ground?

Run? I would.

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:46 pm

Quoting WestJetForLife (Reply 10):

Run? I would.

Naked and barefoot? How far are you gonna get before someone notices you?
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 10:47 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to working the pole.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 11:40 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 11):
Naked and barefoot? How far are you gonna get before someone notices you?

Run and hide, maybe in a dumpster.

That, or just turn myself into the cops in exchange for clothing.

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Mon May 02, 2011 11:42 pm

Quoting WestJetForLife (Reply 13):

Run and hide, maybe in a dumpster.

That, or just turn myself into the cops in exchange for clothing.

Nik

If he did escape, I wonder how he explained it to his wife...

Poor sod.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Tue May 03, 2011 3:21 am

So did the naked guy successfully escape?
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Tue May 03, 2011 3:36 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 15):
So did the naked guy successfully escape?

Dunno, but you're closest to him, wanna catch a flight and find him? He won't be hard to find. He'll be the naked dude with the really raw-looking boy bits.  
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Tue May 03, 2011 3:40 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 16):
Dunno, but you're closest to him, wanna catch a flight and find him? He won't be hard to find. He'll be the naked dude with the really raw-looking boy bits.

I'll keep my eyes open.















On second though, nevermind.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Tue May 03, 2011 3:42 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 14):
If he did escape, I wonder how he explained it to his wife...

Something along the lines of: "Honey, I got robbed of my wallet, clothes and dignity!"

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Tue May 03, 2011 4:43 am

Quoting WestJetForLife (Reply 18):

Something along the lines of: "Honey, I got robbed of my wallet, clothes and dignity!"

*best innocent look*

NAKED? I'm WHAT? OMG, how did I leave the house this morning without my clothes???
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Fri May 06, 2011 11:15 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 19):
NAKED? I'm WHAT? OMG, how did I leave the house this morning without my clothes???

That, or he could claim he was drugged, had his clothes and wallet stolen...wait, no, bad idea. Cops know who he is.

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 12:11 am

OMG...that's very funny! When I was at the party at the park, we were all shocked to see a group of naked people running around! Too late I couldn't take photo of them as they ran too fast! click!
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 12:29 am

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 1):
"I worried his private parts would be burned by sliding down the rusty pipe."

He's Chinese, there isn't much to burn. All he needs is an inch and a half or less of clearance.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 1:36 am

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 22):

He's Chinese, there isn't much to burn.

I'm not touching that with a ten inch pole...  
Quoting WestJetForLife (Reply 20):

That, or he could claim he was drugged, had his clothes and wallet stolen...wait, no, bad idea. Cops know who he is.

Well, the putz had to have left his wallet inside for the cops to find. Nice work, genius.

And believe me, the only thing worse than getting caught by the police breaking the law is getting caught NAKED by the police breaking a law. And I can say this because I've had a few naked run-ins with the law.

But that's a story for a different thread...   
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 5:50 am

lol he wasn't sliding down the pipe as it's too rough and rusty. However, he was able to find the small part of steps to climb down.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 11:53 am

Quoting Confuscius (Reply 22):
He's Chinese, there isn't much to burn. All he needs is an inch and a half or less of clearance.

Hold up there partner, they don't call them "wangs" for nothing!
 
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 4:21 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 16):
Quoting Superfly (Reply 15):
So did the naked guy successfully escape?

Dunno, but you're closest to him, wanna catch a flight and find him? He won't be hard to find. He'll be the naked dude with the really raw-looking boy bits.

Yeah, Fly will head there, but he'll head over to the brothel instead and try to find the chubbiest one.........And unsuccessfully try to take her away from me!!!  
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 11:25 pm

Quoting fridgmus (Reply 26):

Yeah, Fly will head there, but he'll head over to the brothel instead and try to find the chubbiest one......

Et tu, Fridgmus?

Quoting ronglimeng (Reply 25):

Hold up there partner, they don't call them "wangs" for nothing!

One of the urologists I routinely refer patients to is named Dr. Wang. When I was in residency, one of our urologists was Dr. Littlejohn.
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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sat May 07, 2011 11:34 pm

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 27):
When I was in residency, one of our urologists was Dr. Littlejohn.

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RE: A Brothel Gets Raided

Sun May 08, 2011 2:56 am

Quoting DocLightning (Reply 27):

Et tu, Fridgmus?
Absolutely Doc! Read the last part of my post!!!   
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